Archive for August, 2007

Humourbettertxt

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right [...]

Humourbeerwomntxt

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer [...]

Humourbeermentxt

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
[...]

Humourbdrmgolftxt

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be [...]

Humourbathroomtxt

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound [...]

Humourbarnsongtxt

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl [...]

Humourbabbletxt

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Babble (output of computer program)
A friend gave me this program which writes babble out of large text
files. I found the result to be more than mildly interesting…
It was after midnight, my hardon. I heard someone stir
not more than my erection. “You’ll see it with one
inch protrusions [...]

Humourapplictxt

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, [...]

Humouralab-eeltxt

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Archive-author: Unknown
Archive-title: How to Kill an Alabama Eel
Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from older boys and
he wondered what it was like and how it was done. One [...]

Humourairlpasstxt

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Airplane Passengers
Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A [...]

Humourabstaintxt

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Archive-author:
Archive-title: A hard thing to give up…
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for
Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him
in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got
tougher during [...]

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Friday, August 17th, 2007

Is your wife less horny since she turned 40? Bring her in to see the Moms Expert. The doctor knows what to do to turn a subdued housewife into a raunchy sex bomb. He’ll spread her ass and tease her pussy until she’s ready to fuck you and all your friends.

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THE BOOK OF ASSES

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Part I
Fundament Fundamentals
Ass is magic. The lush roundness, the curves . . . The Curve.
That most elegant and sensual of all geometric shapes — the
vertically [...]

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Sunday, August 12th, 2007

Is your wife less horny since she turned 40? Bring her in to see the Moms Expert. The doctor knows what to do to turn a subdued housewife into a raunchy sex bomb. He’ll spread her ass and tease her pussy until she’s ready to fuck you and all your friends.

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White Slave

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Chapter 7
The stereo ground out an old Beatle’s tune, slowing now and [...]

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