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Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right […]

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Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer […]

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Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
[…]

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Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be […]

behind his back and yelled, “Doctor, my ass! He’s going to
be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!”
** 045
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and
went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s
confidence with […]

motherfucker you have a headache!”
** 028
Marge was getting pretty upset about her husband’s lack of
attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.
After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown
backward and sauntered into the living room.
“Notice anything?” she asked slyly.
“Yes, you’ve got your nightgown […]

the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
** 016
Bill had just returned from a week of […]

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Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound […]

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Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl […]

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Archive-title: Babble (output of computer program)
A friend gave me this program which writes babble out of large text
files. I found the result to be more than mildly interesting…
It was after midnight, my hardon. I heard someone stir
not more than my erection. “You’ll see it with one
inch protrusions […]

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Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, […]

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Archive-title: How to Kill an Alabama Eel
Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from older boys and
he wondered what it was like and how it was done. One […]

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Archive-title: Airplane Passengers
Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A […]

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Archive-title: A hard thing to give up…
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for
Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him
in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got
tougher during […]

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