Archive for September, 2007
Sunday, September 30th, 2007
humility. But he still wanted to honor the general, so he made the next
sculpture in silver.
But again the general was furious.
“I want bronze,” he said, “I want bronze!”
This time the artist made the sculpture […]
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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
Archive-author:
Archive-title: List of Father Goose Stories
[Father Goose #1]
There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had
been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided […]
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Friday, September 28th, 2007
weasels, OK?”
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
The Dreamer - “Someday I’m going to be rich and famous. I don’t know how,
but–”
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
Advantages: […]
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Thursday, September 27th, 2007
Definition: from the Second College Edition of
Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language.
wench (wench) n. [ME. wenche, contr. < wenchel, child, boy, girl,
young woman < OE. wencel, a child, akin to wancol, unsteady (? in
reference to to […]
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Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
Quantitative Analysis: Accepted at 36-28-36, though isotopes ranging from
25-10-20 to 60-55-60 have been identified
Occurance: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive,
energetic singlet state. Surplus […]
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Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for the dandruff on her shoes.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
In case you miss.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
[…]
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Monday, September 24th, 2007
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
————
What’s […]
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Sunday, September 23rd, 2007
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
semester abroad in England. During your three months hiatus, Mr.
Thomas has become — to put it politely — rather tense. I’d
greatly appreciate if you might find it in your heart (among other
parts of you anatomy, including those closest to your heart) to
relieve Mr. Thomas of his burdens. […]
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Friday, September 21st, 2007
Archive-author: J. David Narkiewicz
Archive-title: In all Fairness
I wrote this because of the last story I posted,
“In HOT Pursuit of Safe Sex” which brought me over 20
letters saying to keep up the good work. Again, the story
posted has no sex in it but the word sexual is used 6 […]
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