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83. A beer is never too sensitive.
84. A beer won’t steal the covers.
85. You don’t have to laugh at a beer’s jokes.
86. A beer won’t mind at all if you’re not in the mood for beer.
> 1. A cucumber won’t tell you that size doesn’t matter.
> 2. A cucumber […]

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Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right […]

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Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer […]

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Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
[…]

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Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be […]

The BBS lovers wrote back and forth to each other, til they
both had enough of writing letters. Both were married but not
to each other. They lived over 1500 miles apart.
They both wrote to each other asking if they could meet.
They both […]

behind his back and yelled, “Doctor, my ass! He’s going to
be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!”
** 045
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and
went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s
confidence with […]

motherfucker you have a headache!”
** 028
Marge was getting pretty upset about her husband’s lack of
attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.
After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown
backward and sauntered into the living room.
“Notice anything?” she asked slyly.
“Yes, you’ve got your nightgown […]

the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
** 016
Bill had just returned from a week of […]

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Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound […]

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Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl […]

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Archive-title: Babble (output of computer program)
A friend gave me this program which writes babble out of large text
files. I found the result to be more than mildly interesting…
It was after midnight, my hardon. I heard someone stir
not more than my erection. “You’ll see it with one
inch protrusions […]

He’d talked to her an innumerable number of times on the telephone. As a
matter of fact, they had been casually flirting over AT&T for nearly 6 months.
Neither had seen one another so as they walked into the meeting room where
they were supposed to have their weeklong meeting, both were looking […]

This is my first posting…I have more to share in the future
if you like this, but must post anonymously, since I am a senior
manager at a Fortune 100 company and knowledge about my extra-
curricular activities would cause the end of my career.
It […]

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Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, […]