Archive for August, 2008

Humourbettertxt

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right [...]

Humourbeerwomntxt

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer [...]

Humourbeermentxt

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
[...]

Humourbdrmgolftxt

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be [...]

BBS Lovers

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

The BBS lovers wrote back and forth to each other, til they
both had enough of writing letters. Both were married but not
to each other. They lived over 1500 miles apart.
They both wrote to each other asking if they could meet.
They both [...]

Humourbathroomtxt

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound [...]

Humourbarnsongtxt

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl [...]

Humourbabbletxt

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Babble (output of computer program)
A friend gave me this program which writes babble out of large text
files. I found the result to be more than mildly interesting…
It was after midnight, my hardon. I heard someone stir
not more than my erection. “You’ll see it with one
inch protrusions [...]

The Awakening of Janis

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

He’d talked to her an innumerable number of times on the telephone. As a
matter of fact, they had been casually flirting over AT&T for nearly 6 months.
Neither had seen one another so as they walked into the meeting room where
they were supposed to have their weeklong meeting, both were looking [...]

Australia Sex Adventure

Monday, August 18th, 2008

This is my first posting…I have more to share in the future
if you like this, but must post anonymously, since I am a senior
manager at a Fortune 100 company and knowledge about my extra-
curricular activities would cause the end of my career.
It [...]

Humourapplictxt

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, [...]

Everything but Anchovies

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

It was a rainy and cool autumn night, a nice change from the long, hot
summer. It had been a busy day and so I decided to call for a pizza to be
delivered. In the meantime I took a long, hot shower to relax.
[...]

Humouralab-eeltxt

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Archive-author: Unknown
Archive-title: How to Kill an Alabama Eel
Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from older boys and
he wondered what it was like and how it was done. One [...]

Humourairlpasstxt

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Airplane Passengers
Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A [...]

Humourabstaintxt

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: A hard thing to give up…
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for
Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him
in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got
tougher during [...]

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