Archive for September, 2008

Humourdoittxt

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI [...]

Directions

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

I don’t understand some relationships.
The weekend after graduation is a particularly dull time for a bottle
shop. Everyone that wants booze has either left town, is still nursing
the worst hangover of their academic life, or is still plowing through
leftover alcohol. Or has to work. Which I was.
The [...]

Dark and Stormy Night

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

As a famous author once wrote, it was a “Dark and Stormy
Night” as sea coast weather can often be. It was raining very hard,
[...]

Humourcriticstxt

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Archive-author: Robert E. Epps
Archive-title: Critics!
Tim Holland and Sheila Graves checked into the Golden Swan Motel at
around 9:45 PM. The motel was one of the many establishments
clustered around Disneyland. The rooms were pretty clean, and the
price ($30 for the night) was just right for the two high school
students [...]

Co-Worker Slut

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

This story is intended for private use and may be copied as
desired. It may not be sold or reproduced for any type of monetary
gain or other purpose.
I am a 29 year old male and work for a medium size corporation in
Long Beach. I am single but have a 27 year [...]

Humourcookietxt

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always [...]

The Conference Ball

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

I once went to a conference in another part of the country. I met many people
who I’d known from afar in the past. You know how it is the day before a
conference starts. People hang out in the bar and the lobby. I met some
friends, and noticed [...]

Humourcomplovetxt

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Archive-author: Jay Lewis and Pete Rourke
Archive-title: Joy of Computers
A Users Manual From The
Computer Relations Institute
The [...]

Humourcomplabtxt

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Archive-author: RICHH
Archive-title: Computer Lab
At the time I thought he didn’t notice me. Later I found that just the opposite was true. I had
been watching him for maybe two months trying to decide what it was
about him that made my hormones go wild. [...]

Humourcoldhandtxt

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Changing Tires
[I got this from _They Used to Call Me Snow White...But I Drifted_
by Regina Barreca. CTM]
This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy
night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn’t have any gloves
so before long [...]

Humourcodestxt

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Code Sheet
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange [...]

Humourchancetxt

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Chance
Section One – The Early Years
Chapter I – Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that [...]

Humourcarwomentxt

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: 15 Reasons Why Cars are Better then Women
1. You can always turn on a car.
2. You are always in the driver’s seat.
3. You can drive a car anywhere.
4. You can share a car with your friends.
5. The car will always do what [...]

Humourbuns2barney

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: I Gave My Buns To Barney
Read this and weep, oh you millions who lust after dinosaur dingdongs.
This is the true story of a young girl, tender in years and thoughts,
who met RUINATION at the hands of yet another slick Hollywood type, the
one and only potentate of the preschool [...]

The Broken Drum

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I’d been watching the wind driven rain smear the plate glass
windows, as I used my pen to chase the ice cubes around in my
glass of DeWars, as I thought about the case I’d caught. Another
ugly case. Real ugly. For some reason I never got any ‘nice’ or
straight [...]

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