Archive for September, 2008

Humourdoittxt part2

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Chemists do it periodically on table
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemisty majors do it experimentally.
Chess Masters mate in two
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
[…]

Humourdoittxt

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

Directions

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

I don’t understand some relationships.
The weekend after graduation is a particularly dull time for a bottle
shop. Everyone that wants booze has either left town, is still nursing
the worst hangover of their academic life, or is still plowing through
leftover alcohol. Or has to work. Which I was.
The […]

Dark and Stormy Night

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

As a famous author once wrote, it was a “Dark and Stormy
Night” as sea coast weather can often be. It was raining very hard,
[…]

Humourcriticstxt

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Archive-author: Robert E. Epps
Archive-title: Critics!
Tim Holland and Sheila Graves checked into the Golden Swan Motel at
around 9:45 PM. The motel was one of the many establishments
clustered around Disneyland. The rooms were pretty clean, and the
price ($30 for the night) was just right for the two high school
students […]

Co-Worker Slut part2

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

before. The more I thrust into her the better it felt. She got
tighter and tighter and then came wildly. She was yelling not to
stop, to fill her with come. I was getting real close and her pussy
was sucking it out of me. My hands had hold of her hips and I […]

Co-Worker Slut

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

This story is intended for private use and may be copied as
desired. It may not be sold or reproduced for any type of monetary
gain or other purpose.
I am a 29 year old male and work for a medium size corporation in
Long Beach. I am single but have a 27 year […]

Humourcostparttxt

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Costume Party
Probably an old joke, but it was new to me:
Sam and Susan were invited to a costume party. Susan went out and rented
costumes for the both of them. However, when the time came for the party,
Susan wasn’t feeling well and Sam went on alone.
A […]

Humourcookietxt

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always […]

The Conference Ball

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

I once went to a conference in another part of the country. I met many people
who I’d known from afar in the past. You know how it is the day before a
conference starts. People hang out in the bar and the lobby. I met some
friends, and noticed […]

Humourcomplovetxt

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Archive-author: Jay Lewis and Pete Rourke
Archive-title: Joy of Computers
A Users Manual From The
Computer Relations Institute
The […]

Humourcomplabtxt

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Archive-author: RICHH
Archive-title: Computer Lab
At the time I thought he didn’t notice me. Later I found that just the opposite was true. I had
been watching him for maybe two months trying to decide what it was
about him that made my hormones go wild. […]

Humourcoldhandtxt

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Changing Tires
[I got this from _They Used to Call Me Snow White…But I Drifted_
by Regina Barreca. CTM]
This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy
night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn’t have any gloves
so before long […]

Humourcodestxt

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Code Sheet
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange […]

Humourchancetxt

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Chance
Section One - The Early Years
Chapter I - Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that […]