Damn this Beltway! God damn this stupid Beltway!
I had just finished a double shift at the hospital. My
relief was a Dear, showing up a little early, and letting me get
out of there sooner than I expected. I was [...]
I was getting tired of driving. We had started early in the morning
and it was now getting dark out. Bob and Jan were in the back asleep
and Anita was conked out against the window. [...]
It was one of those hot summer nights in the middle of June.
I remember laying on my bed feeling warm and sweaty from the evening
warmth. The open balcony door did not help much to alleviate the problem.
Less did the wizzing fan relieve me [...]
Archive-author: Jessie
Archive-title: High Meadows
Jessie leisurely stretched her body in the down bag. The
pines around her tent exuded a clean scent, a scent of such
incredible clarity that it compelled Jessie to draw it into her
lungs, in deeply exhilarating breaths.
[...]
On July 11th, the temperature in downtown Willyville topped 94
degrees, a considerable jump from the high of 78 the previous day. The high
pressure area that Bob Katt, the weather forcaster for TV station KNUT, had
been predicting all week had finally arrived. The sun sat hot and [...]
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Heart Attack
-From “Jokes for women only” (Men, please excuse …. :-> )
by Susan Savanah. You may have heard them, but they were new to
me …
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked [...]
Archive-author:
Archive-title: I got fucked by Gumby
— | I was fucked by GUMBY.
____/ | [...]
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Guitars are Better than women
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
(please note, I have eliminated the obvious copies like, “you can have a
guitar all month long”, and “a guitar doesn’t care how [...]