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she refused to marry him, because she had been frightened at an early age
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Benny was inconsolable. As he thought about it, he recalled
that, except for that first meeting, the genie had […]

Once upon a time, there was an old Chinese man who lived in an even older shop
in a back alley of San Francisco’s Chinatown. Mr. Chan (for that was the name
by which he was known to his neighbors) ran an Oriental novelty store. He
stocked all of the standard Far […]

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Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
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Definition: from the Second College Edition of
Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language.
wench (wench) n. [ME. wenche, contr. < wenchel, child, boy, girl,
young woman < OE. wencel, a child, akin to wancol, unsteady (? in
reference to to […]

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Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
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What’s […]

Ellen and I had been in the Bahamas for 3 days when we were sitting
beneath a blue and white striped sunbrella at an outdoor lounge, talking with
a couple who’d allowed us to join them at the last available table.
We were attired […]

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Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

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gain or other purpose.
I am a 29 year old male and work for a medium size corporation in
Long Beach. I am single but have a 27 year […]

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Archive-title: Chance
Section One - The Early Years
Chapter I - Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that […]

body.
Even under the covers I could see the outline of her sexy
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right. She was wrong!! It was perfectly sexy, wonderfully warm,
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Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl […]

When Kathy pulled his pants down the next time, Bob didn’t stop her, but
quickly hopped over to his wife and slammed his crotch up against her
exposed back side. Before he could do anything else, Mary wrapped her
arms around Bob’s neck, giving him a deep and wet kiss as Sue reached
between […]

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