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FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART ONE part10

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Chapter 18. Mother and Daughter
Chapter 19. Barbara
Chapter 20. Lisa
Chapter 21. Secret Codes
…End of the part10. To be continued..

Humourequalacctxt

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Great Moments in Equal Access
[From The San Francisco Examiner, June 9]
International pornography magnate and accused racketeer Reuben Sturman
is converting a landmark North Beach strip joint into a big peep-show
arcade, according to city records.
City building inspectors have allowed the Sturman firm to begin tearing
out the club’s interior, […]

Humourfemaletxt part2

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for the dandruff on her shoes.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
In case you miss.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
[…]

Humourfemaletxt

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
————
What’s […]

Humourdoittxt part4

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Hikers do it naturaly.
Historians do it for prosperity
Hobbits do it only if it isn’t dangerous. (Well, MOST hobbits, anyway.)
Horn players […]

Humourdoittxt part3

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Fishermen do it for reel.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Football […]

Directions

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

I don’t understand some relationships.
The weekend after graduation is a particularly dull time for a bottle
shop. Everyone that wants booze has either left town, is still nursing
the worst hangover of their academic life, or is still plowing through
leftover alcohol. Or has to work. Which I was.
The […]

The Conference Ball

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

I once went to a conference in another part of the country. I met many people
who I’d known from afar in the past. You know how it is the day before a
conference starts. People hang out in the bar and the lobby. I met some
friends, and noticed […]

Humourcomplovetxt

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Archive-author: Jay Lewis and Pete Rourke
Archive-title: Joy of Computers
A Users Manual From The
Computer Relations Institute
The […]

Humourcodestxt

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Code Sheet
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange […]

The Broken Drum part8

Friday, September 12th, 2008

“Not tonight it’s not.” The words were louder, more cheerful.
Almost relieved. “That is, you don’t have to sleep alone
tonight, unless you want to…..”
Again, not a question. Not a request. Just an open ended
statement that I could pick up and run with…. And I made like
[…]

Humourbeerwomntxt

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer […]

Australia Sex Adventure

Monday, August 18th, 2008

This is my first posting…I have more to share in the future
if you like this, but must post anonymously, since I am a senior
manager at a Fortune 100 company and knowledge about my extra-
curricular activities would cause the end of my career.
It […]

Humourairlpasstxt

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Airplane Passengers
Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A […]

4 Granted part4

Monday, August 11th, 2008

When Kathy pulled his pants down the next time, Bob didn’t stop her, but
quickly hopped over to his wife and slammed his crotch up against her
exposed back side. Before he could do anything else, Mary wrapped her
arms around Bob’s neck, giving him a deep and wet kiss as Sue reached
between […]