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Archive-title: Birthday Present
A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due
consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he
went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a pair of gloves, while his sister
got some panties for herself.
In [...]
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Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl [...]
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