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Humourfgoosetxt part5

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Once upon a time there was a flock of geese. Like all geese, they would fly
south for the winter and north for the summer. And, like all geese, they
would fly in one of those impressive “V” formations with the lead gander
out in front. Well, […]

Humourfgoosetxt part4

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

[Father Goose #21]
Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
… They had left no tern unstoned.
[Father Goose #22]
There was once was this guy who developed […]

Humourfeet1sttxt

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”

Humourfairnesstxt part2

Monday, October 27th, 2008

semester abroad in England. During your three months hiatus, Mr.
Thomas has become — to put it politely — rather tense. I’d
greatly appreciate if you might find it in your heart (among other
parts of you anatomy, including those closest to your heart) to
relieve Mr. Thomas of his burdens. […]

Humourdoittxt

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

Dark and Stormy Night

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

As a famous author once wrote, it was a “Dark and Stormy
Night” as sea coast weather can often be. It was raining very hard,
[…]

Humourcookietxt

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always […]

The Broken Drum part8

Friday, September 12th, 2008

“Not tonight it’s not.” The words were louder, more cheerful.
Almost relieved. “That is, you don’t have to sleep alone
tonight, unless you want to…..”
Again, not a question. Not a request. Just an open ended
statement that I could pick up and run with…. And I made like
[…]

The Broken Drum part4

Monday, September 8th, 2008

don’t spoil the view.
The girl was covered with a light sheen of sweat,
(perspiration, you asshole… Ladies don’t sweat), as he watched
her do exaggerated pelvic thrusts, supported by her feet and
shoulders, in a position that reminded him of a wrestler’s
bridge.
[…]

Humourbeerwomntxt

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer […]

Humourbathroomtxt part4

Monday, August 25th, 2008

behind his back and yelled, “Doctor, my ass! He’s going to
be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!”
** 045
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and
went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s
confidence with […]

Humourbathroomtxt

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound […]

4 Granted part3

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

dirty dancing contest. Each of them was lewdly sliding, rubbing, and
grinding their bodies against their dance partner’s. Both Simon and Tom
had big grins on their faces while Melisa and Janice tried to out
perform each other. When Melisa slowly rotated her groin against the
crotch of Tom’s pants, Janice did the same […]

Adorable Hard sex on office desk pix

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

This boss knows how to check experience and skills of his new employee in a nasty way
This hot mature’s resume said she used to be a school teacher. But in reality she went through the whole interview as if she had been working in a whorehouse all her life! She did […]

Blowjob Her full mouth was begging pix

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Her cunt was hot and wet for as many rides as her interviewer could only take
She did great at the informal meeting with the boss, too! It was obvious she wanted the job so much, that she would do anything to fill the vacancy. Anything? That’s right, fellas. This cum hungry […]