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Once upon a time there was a flock of geese. Like all geese, they would fly
south for the winter and north for the summer. And, like all geese, they
would fly in one of those impressive “V” formations with the lead gander
out in front. Well, […]

[Father Goose #21]
Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
… They had left no tern unstoned.
[Father Goose #22]
There was once was this guy who developed […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
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semester abroad in England. During your three months hiatus, Mr.
Thomas has become — to put it politely — rather tense. I’d
greatly appreciate if you might find it in your heart (among other
parts of you anatomy, including those closest to your heart) to
relieve Mr. Thomas of his burdens. […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

As a famous author once wrote, it was a “Dark and Stormy
Night” as sea coast weather can often be. It was raining very hard,
[…]

Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always […]

“Not tonight it’s not.” The words were louder, more cheerful.
Almost relieved. “That is, you don’t have to sleep alone
tonight, unless you want to…..”
Again, not a question. Not a request. Just an open ended
statement that I could pick up and run with…. And I made like
[…]

don’t spoil the view.
The girl was covered with a light sheen of sweat,
(perspiration, you asshole… Ladies don’t sweat), as he watched
her do exaggerated pelvic thrusts, supported by her feet and
shoulders, in a position that reminded him of a wrestler’s
bridge.
[…]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer […]

behind his back and yelled, “Doctor, my ass! He’s going to
be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!”
** 045
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and
went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s
confidence with […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound […]

dirty dancing contest. Each of them was lewdly sliding, rubbing, and
grinding their bodies against their dance partner’s. Both Simon and Tom
had big grins on their faces while Melisa and Janice tried to out
perform each other. When Melisa slowly rotated her groin against the
crotch of Tom’s pants, Janice did the same […]

This boss knows how to check experience and skills of his new employee in a nasty way
This hot mature’s resume said she used to be a school teacher. But in reality she went through the whole interview as if she had been working in a whorehouse all her life! She did […]

Her cunt was hot and wet for as many rides as her interviewer could only take
She did great at the informal meeting with the boss, too! It was obvious she wanted the job so much, that she would do anything to fill the vacancy. Anything? That’s right, fellas. This cum hungry […]