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I remember the day exquisitely well. The days – no the months and
years before it – are wrapped in some soft-focus, cotton-candy memory,
but that day snaps into sharp focus with a clarity that is the result of
moments of great impact long remembered. For all [...]
Damn this Beltway! God damn this stupid Beltway!
I had just finished a double shift at the hospital. My
relief was a Dear, showing up a little early, and letting me get
out of there sooner than I expected. I was [...]
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Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
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Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI [...]
As a famous author once wrote, it was a “Dark and Stormy
Night” as sea coast weather can often be. It was raining very hard,
[...]
Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always [...]
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Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer [...]
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Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
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The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound [...]
This boss knows how to check experience and skills of his new employee in a nasty way
This hot mature’s resume said she used to be a school teacher. But in reality she went through the whole interview as if she had been working in a whorehouse all her life! She did [...]
Her cunt was hot and wet for as many rides as her interviewer could only take
She did great at the informal meeting with the boss, too! It was obvious she wanted the job so much, that she would do anything to fill the vacancy. Anything? That’s right, fellas. This cum hungry [...]
She has fun playing with herself on the desk & taking the boss\’s dick into her mouth
6) New qualities required for getting a job! What a shock! Mature babes suck cock and fuck to get the position they want!
7. An old teacher got fucked really [...]
Short-haired ugly milf getting job after giving head & getting banged hard in the ass
This mature lady had a very decent face, and we even thought she might not be exactly what we were looking for. We don’t need shy people here. We’re so glad we got it all wrong. This [...]
Hard nipples, wet cunt & cum craving mouth eager to satisfy the boss on the table
4. Mature lady sure knows how to have fun!
3. Men get crazy from experienced women
15) A job interview boom! Matures seem to have gone wild trying to get nice [...]
Plump mature lady gets naked in front of her boss & spread legs for hard fucking
Now we know why the boss was so excited in the first place. Not only was this chick great at showing off her goodies, but she also fucked and sucked like a real whore! We’ll be [...]