Hot Milfs Blog

[Father Goose #21]
Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
… They had left no tern unstoned.
[Father Goose #22]
There was once was this guy who developed […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
–

semester abroad in England. During your three months hiatus, Mr.
Thomas has become — to put it politely — rather tense. I’d
greatly appreciate if you might find it in your heart (among other
parts of you anatomy, including those closest to your heart) to
relieve Mr. Thomas of his burdens. […]

weasels, OK?”
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
The Dreamer - “Someday I’m going to be rich and famous. I don’t know how,
but–”
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
Advantages: […]

Ellen and I had been in the Bahamas for 3 days when we were sitting
beneath a blue and white striped sunbrella at an outdoor lounge, talking with
a couple who’d allowed us to join them at the last available table.
We were attired […]

Fishermen do it for reel.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Football […]

Chemists do it periodically on table
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemisty majors do it experimentally.
Chess Masters mate in two
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
[…]

I don’t understand some relationships.
The weekend after graduation is a particularly dull time for a bottle
shop. Everyone that wants booze has either left town, is still nursing
the worst hangover of their academic life, or is still plowing through
leftover alcohol. Or has to work. Which I was.
The […]

don’t spoil the view.
The girl was covered with a light sheen of sweat,
(perspiration, you asshole… Ladies don’t sweat), as he watched
her do exaggerated pelvic thrusts, supported by her feet and
shoulders, in a position that reminded him of a wrestler’s
bridge.
[…]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Birthday Present
A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due
consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he
went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a pair of gloves, while his sister
got some panties for herself.
In […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
[…]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, […]

Plump mature lady gets naked in front of her boss & spread legs for hard fucking
Now we know why the boss was so excited in the first place. Not only was this chick great at showing off her goodies, but she also fucked and sucked like a real whore! We’ll be […]

The way to a MILF’s heart is through her pussy. Once your cock taps her sweet spot, a mature woman will be your sex slave for life. A good fuck can turn Suzy Homemaker into Suzy Sex Queen.

mature lesbian orgy sample vids 12
A group of mature lesbians enjoy having a steamy […]

Even in their 40’s and 50’s, these moms want to fuck all the time. They’re filled with lust and spend every waking moment searching for a fuck. Once they find a horny stud, they’ll ride him until he’s drained.

31 moms on camera movie gallery
Fat mature housewife licks jizz being fucked in […]