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Humourfgoosetxt part3

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

volvo? Why did it have to be this sort of bluish colour?”
The husband smiled and said, as he drove off, “Well, ther’s something
about an aqua volvo, man…”
[Father Goose #14]
There was once a young man who was very fond of illicit vegetable
matter that is […]

Humourfgoosetxt

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: List of Father Goose Stories
[Father Goose #1]
There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had
been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided […]

Humourfeet1sttxt

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”

Humourfairnesstxt

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Archive-author: J. David Narkiewicz
Archive-title: In all Fairness
I wrote this because of the last story I posted,
“In HOT Pursuit of Safe Sex” which brought me over 20
letters saying to keep up the good work. Again, the story
posted has no sex in it but the word sexual is used 6 […]

Humourequalacctxt

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Great Moments in Equal Access
[From The San Francisco Examiner, June 9]
International pornography magnate and accused racketeer Reuben Sturman
is converting a landmark North Beach strip joint into a big peep-show
arcade, according to city records.
City building inspectors have allowed the Sturman firm to begin tearing
out the club’s interior, […]

Humourfemaletxt part5

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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but–”
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Humourdoittxt part5

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Novices do it with instructions.
Number theorists do it “69.”
Nuns do it by habit.
Nurses […]

The Broken Drum part8

Friday, September 12th, 2008

“Not tonight it’s not.” The words were louder, more cheerful.
Almost relieved. “That is, you don’t have to sleep alone
tonight, unless you want to…..”
Again, not a question. Not a request. Just an open ended
statement that I could pick up and run with…. And I made like
[…]

Humourbirthdytxt

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Birthday Present
A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due
consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he
went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a pair of gloves, while his sister
got some panties for herself.
In […]

Humourbathroomtxt part2

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
** 016
Bill had just returned from a week of […]

4 Granted part3

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

dirty dancing contest. Each of them was lewdly sliding, rubbing, and
grinding their bodies against their dance partner’s. Both Simon and Tom
had big grins on their faces while Melisa and Janice tried to out
perform each other. When Melisa slowly rotated her groin against the
crotch of Tom’s pants, Janice did the same […]

4 Granted part2

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

While this was going on, Melisa and Tom began dancing. At first, they
kept a respectable distance from one another while traipsing around the
small area. Melisa then looked over at her husband and Janice. Moving
closer to Tom, she lowered her hand from his waist and placed in on his
rear […]

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Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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Sunday, July 6th, 2008

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Sunday, June 29th, 2008

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