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[Father Goose #21]
Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
… They had left no tern unstoned.
[Father Goose #22]
There was once was this guy who developed […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
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What’s […]

How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for the dandruff on her shoes.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
In case you miss.
Why do women have 2 holes so close together?
[…]

Dear Santa,
I wanted to thank you for that nice exercise video you sent me. I was
really surprised to find it in my stocking…I mean…at 36 24 35…I didn’t
feel chubby! But the phone lines were down this morning, and I was bored
so I tried […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

Archive-author: Jay Lewis and Pete Rourke
Archive-title: Joy of Computers
A Users Manual From The
Computer Relations Institute
The […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Changing Tires
[I got this from _They Used to Call Me Snow White…But I Drifted_
by Regina Barreca. CTM]
This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy
night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn’t have any gloves
so before long […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Bleedin’ miracle
Why don’t men trust women?
Would _you_ trust anything that bled for three days and didn’t die?
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Archive-author:
Archive-title: Birthday Present
A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due
consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he
went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a pair of gloves, while his sister
got some panties for herself.
In […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Airplane Passengers
Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A […]

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