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Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
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Dear Santa,
I wanted to thank you for that nice exercise video you sent me. I was
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Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI [...]
I’d been watching the wind driven rain smear the plate glass
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Archive-author:
Archive-title: Bleedin’ miracle
Why don’t men trust women?
Would _you_ trust anything that bled for three days and didn’t die?
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Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Women
Reasons why
Beer [...]
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be [...]
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl [...]
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