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volvo? Why did it have to be this sort of bluish colour?”
The husband smiled and said, as he drove off, “Well, ther’s something
about an aqua volvo, man…”
[Father Goose #14]
There was once a young man who was very fond of illicit vegetable
matter that is […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: List of Father Goose Stories
[Father Goose #1]
There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had
been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided […]

Chapter 18. Mother and Daughter
Chapter 19. Barbara
Chapter 20. Lisa
Chapter 21. Secret Codes
…End of the part10. To be continued..

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Female Jokes
First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I
have an orgasm.”
Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?”
First Woman: “Snuff.”
————
What’s […]

Chapter 18. Mother and Daughter
Chapter 19. Barbara
Chapter 20. Lisa
Chapter 21. Secret Codes
…End of the part10. To be continued..

Ellen and I had been in the Bahamas for 3 days when we were sitting
beneath a blue and white striped sunbrella at an outdoor lounge, talking with
a couple who’d allowed us to join them at the last available table.
We were attired […]

Archive-author: Janette Light
Archive-title: Cookie Dough better than men list
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always […]

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Archive-title: Changing Tires
[I got this from _They Used to Call Me Snow White…But I Drifted_
by Regina Barreca. CTM]
This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy
night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn’t have any gloves
so before long […]

body.
Even under the covers I could see the outline of her sexy
stomach. Earlier she said it could never be flat enough, never
right. She was wrong!! It was perfectly sexy, wonderfully warm,
always sensual. My lips traced along the edges of her stomach,
then down the center. […]

the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
** 016
Bill had just returned from a week of […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
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The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound […]

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Archive-title: Applicators
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppos- itories
inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, […]

dirty dancing contest. Each of them was lewdly sliding, rubbing, and
grinding their bodies against their dance partner’s. Both Simon and Tom
had big grins on their faces while Melisa and Janice tried to out
perform each other. When Melisa slowly rotated her groin against the
crotch of Tom’s pants, Janice did the same […]

While this was going on, Melisa and Tom began dancing. At first, they
kept a respectable distance from one another while traipsing around the
small area. Melisa then looked over at her husband and Janice. Moving
closer to Tom, she lowered her hand from his waist and placed in on his
rear […]

The boss said we\’d be total losers if we didn\’t take her on
2) Boss hires real sluts only!It’s time all matures got a decent job! After all, they’re so good at sucking cock and fucking!
8. The older the woman is the hotter she is
7. […]