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Archive-title: List of Father Goose Stories
[Father Goose #1]
There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had
been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided […]

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Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language.
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reference to to […]

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Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Chance
Section One - The Early Years
Chapter I - Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that […]

body.
Even under the covers I could see the outline of her sexy
stomach. Earlier she said it could never be flat enough, never
right. She was wrong!! It was perfectly sexy, wonderfully warm,
always sensual. My lips traced along the edges of her stomach,
then down the center. […]

“Okay, but be gentle,” I said. “It’s still early.”
“I think you’ll like the question,” she giggled. “If you saw a
couple in bed… Just like we are now… You know like
spoons… Both facing the same way, and pressed tight
together… Can you guess the man’s name?”
[…]

I’d been watching the wind driven rain smear the plate glass
windows, as I used my pen to chase the ice cubes around in my
glass of DeWars, as I thought about the case I’d caught. Another
ugly case. Real ugly. For some reason I never got any ‘nice’ or
straight […]

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Archive-title: Birthday Present
A young man wanted to buy his sweetheart a birthday present. So, after due
consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he
went to the ready-to-wear shoppe. He bought a pair of gloves, while his sister
got some panties for herself.
In […]

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Why Beer is Better than Men
29 Reasons why
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the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
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Bill had just returned from a week of […]

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Archive-title: Alternate Barney Song Lyrics
Each of these sets of lyrics are to be sung to the infamous Barney tune that
we’ve all seen on the Barney TV commercials starting with the words:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
While showing a little girl […]

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