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Archive-title: Why Guitars are Better than women
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
(please note, I have eliminated the obvious copies like, “you can have a
guitar all month long”, and “a guitar doesn’t care how [...]
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Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”
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My favorite sexual fantasy is to have two very large
well hung studs take my hot sexy body and do what they want
with it. Hm……let’s see …….. I’m lounging around the
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Archive-title: Great Moments in Equal Access
[From The San Francisco Examiner, June 9]
International pornography magnate and accused racketeer Reuben Sturman
is converting a landmark North Beach strip joint into a big peep-show
arcade, according to city records.
City building inspectors have allowed the Sturman firm to begin tearing
out the club’s interior, [...]
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I am a 29 year old male and work for a medium size corporation in
Long Beach. I am single but have a 27 year [...]
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Archive-title: Changing Tires
[I got this from _They Used to Call Me Snow White...But I Drifted_
by Regina Barreca. CTM]
This couple out on a date get a flat while driving along on a snowy
night. He goes out to change the tire, but doesn’t have any gloves
so before long [...]
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Archive-title: Chance
Section One – The Early Years
Chapter I – Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that [...]
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Archive-title: Sixty “Bathroom” Humour Pieces
** 001
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first
visit home since starting college. “Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl
confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.” “I’m not surprised,” said her
mother. “It was bound [...]
Archive-author: Unknown
Archive-title: How to Kill an Alabama Eel
Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from older boys and
he wondered what it was like and how it was done. One [...]
The boss said we\’d be total losers if we didn\’t take her on
2) Boss hires real sluts only!It’s time all matures got a decent job! After all, they’re so good at sucking cock and fucking!
8. The older the woman is the hotter she is
7. [...]
This boss knows how to check experience and skills of his new employee in a nasty way
This hot mature’s resume said she used to be a school teacher. But in reality she went through the whole interview as if she had been working in a whorehouse all her life! She did [...]
She has fun playing with herself on the desk & taking the boss\’s dick into her mouth
6) New qualities required for getting a job! What a shock! Mature babes suck cock and fuck to get the position they want!
7. An old teacher got fucked really [...]
This video featuring hardcore action where the boss fucks his future secretary in every hole
16) She’s been videotaped at her job interview! This mature should be ashamed of herself! She’s been really, really naughty out there!
It’s never too late to get a job! Mature babes get a second [...]
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