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Humourfgoosetxt part8

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

I once had a friend named Joe Gordon. He was a miner who
worked down in southeast Ohio in the coal mines. One fine Monday
morning in the spring, Joe was shaving and listening to the radio
when the disk jockey said, “… and we hope you […]

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Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: List of Father Goose Stories
[Father Goose #1]
There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had
been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided […]

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Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Feet First
A young girl asked her mother “Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?”
“I don’t know, why do you ask?”
“Because the maid’s upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I’m
coming, God, I’m coming,’ but dad’s on top and won’t let her go.”

Humourfemaletxt part5

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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The Dreamer - “Someday I’m going to be rich and famous. I don’t know how,
but–”
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FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART ONE part10

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Chapter 18. Mother and Daughter
Chapter 19. Barbara
Chapter 20. Lisa
Chapter 21. Secret Codes
…End of the part10. To be continued..

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Monday, September 29th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: How They Do It’s
CANONICAL LIST OF ‘HOW THEY DO IT’s
A king does it with his official seal.
AI […]

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008

I don’t understand some relationships.
The weekend after graduation is a particularly dull time for a bottle
shop. Everyone that wants booze has either left town, is still nursing
the worst hangover of their academic life, or is still plowing through
leftover alcohol. Or has to work. Which I was.
The […]

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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Chance
Section One - The Early Years
Chapter I - Baby Bimbo
Everyone in Larchmont knew that Chance was a tramp the day she came home
from the the hospital. At that point in her life it wasn’t the rubber pants
that gave her away, or even the fact that […]

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Monday, September 15th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: 15 Reasons Why Cars are Better then Women
1. You can always turn on a car.
2. You are always in the driver’s seat.
3. You can drive a car anywhere.
4. You can share a car with your friends.
5. The car will always do what […]

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally
one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.
3. Play on a course must be […]

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Monday, August 18th, 2008

This is my first posting…I have more to share in the future
if you like this, but must post anonymously, since I am a senior
manager at a Fortune 100 company and knowledge about my extra-
curricular activities would cause the end of my career.
It […]

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Monday, August 4th, 2008

The boss said we\’d be total losers if we didn\’t take her on
2) Boss hires real sluts only!It’s time all matures got a decent job! After all, they’re so good at sucking cock and fucking!
8. The older the woman is the hotter she is
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Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

This boss knows how to check experience and skills of his new employee in a nasty way
This hot mature’s resume said she used to be a school teacher. But in reality she went through the whole interview as if she had been working in a whorehouse all her life! She did […]

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Sunday, July 20th, 2008

She has fun playing with herself on the desk & taking the boss\’s dick into her mouth
6) New qualities required for getting a job! What a shock! Mature babes suck cock and fuck to get the position they want!
7. An old teacher got fucked really […]

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Sunday, July 13th, 2008

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1) Mature sluts make their debut!It’s how you suck dick that counts at the job interview! All matures know that!
5. Depravity in the office
8. Experienced women showing off their […]