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Benny was inconsolable. As he thought about it, he recalled
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Once upon a time there was a flock of geese. Like all geese, they would fly
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humility. But he still wanted to honor the general, so he made the next
sculpture in silver.
But again the general was furious.
“I want bronze,” he said, “I want bronze!”
This time the artist made the sculpture […]

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I wanted to thank you for that nice exercise video you sent me. I was
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Archive-title: Official Code Sheet
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
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body.
Even under the covers I could see the outline of her sexy
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When Leon stepped quietly out of the woods, what to his
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The way they were carrying on, he had to be careful, but not
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Archive-title: Bleedin’ miracle
Why don’t men trust women?
Would _you_ trust anything that bled for three days and didn’t die?
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Archive-title: Better Than … lists
Ive been seeing lots of requests for the old beer is better posts
so here they are along with (for the women folk of course) all
about cucumbers.
======================but first=====================================
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right […]

the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even
sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
** 016
Bill had just returned from a week of […]

While this was going on, Melisa and Tom began dancing. At first, they
kept a respectable distance from one another while traipsing around the
small area. Melisa then looked over at her husband and Janice. Moving
closer to Tom, she lowered her hand from his waist and placed in on his
rear […]

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