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		<description><![CDATA[  weasels, OK?&#8221;
  Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
  Advantages: Perpetually aroused
  Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
  The Dreamer &#8211; &#8220;Someday I&#8217;m going to be rich and famous.  I don&#8217;t know how,
  but&#8211;&#8221;
  Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
  Advantages: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>  weasels, OK?&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster<br />
  Advantages: Perpetually aroused<br />
  Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused</p>
<p>  The Dreamer &#8211; &#8220;Someday I&#8217;m going to be rich and famous.  I don&#8217;t know how,<br />
  but&#8211;&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool<br />
  Advantages: Tells good stories<br />
  Disadvantages: Will turn into &#8220;Old Man Grumpus&#8221;</p>
<p>  Mr. Right &#8211; &#8220;While the servants wash the dishes, let&#8217;s make love like<br />
  crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy<br />
  Advantages: Answer to a woman&#8217;s prayer<br />
  Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction</p>
<p>                        The 9 Types of Girlfriends</p>
<p>  Ms. Nice Guy &#8211; &#8220;Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn&#8217;t<br />
  have&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze,<br />
  doormat<br />
  Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly<br />
  Disadvantages: May wise up someday</p>
<p>  Old Yeller &#8211; &#8220;You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of<br />
  a bitch! Can&#8217;t you see you&#8217;re making me miserable??&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from<br />
  Hell<br />
  Advantages: Pays attention to you<br />
  Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans</p>
<p>  Sickly &#8211; &#8220;Oh, my head. My head. My feet.  My cramps.  My cellulite&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy<br />
  Advantages: Predictable<br />
  Disadvantages: Contagious</p>
<p>  The Bosser &#8211; &#8220;Stand up straight.  Put on a different tie.  Get a haircut.<br />
  Change your job.  Make some money. Don&#8217;t give me that look.&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes<br />
  Mom<br />
  Advantages: Often right<br />
  Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?</p>
<p>  Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied &#8211; &#8220;I just can&#8217;t decide.  Should I switch my<br />
  career, goals, home, and hair color?&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c&#8217;mon Honey<br />
  Advantages: Easily soothed<br />
  Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed</p>
<p>  Wild Woman out of Control &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;ve got an idea. Lez get drunk an&#8217; make love<br />
  onna front lawn. I done it before. S&#8217;fun.&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out<br />
  Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys<br />
  Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs</p>
<p>  Huffy &#8211; &#8220;I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering<br />
  at&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition,<br />
  iceberg, Snarly<br />
  Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you<br />
  Disadvantages: You will have no friends</p>
<p>  Woman from Mars &#8211; &#8220;I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I<br />
  feel about our relationship&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News,<br />
  Artistic<br />
  Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable<br />
  Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud</p>
<p>  Ms. Dreamgirl &#8211; &#8220;I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my<br />
  handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed<br />
  weasels now&#8221;<br />
  Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous<br />
  Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited<br />
  Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p> Dear ________________,</p>
<p>      This letter was started by a woman much like yourself<br />
 in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and dis-<br />
 contented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does<br />
 not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five<br />
 of your friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then,<br />
 bundle up your husband, boyfriend or boss, and send him to<br />
 the woman whose name appears at the top of this list and<br />
 add your name to the bottom of the list.</p>
<p>      When your name comes to the top of the list you will<br />
 receive 16,877 men and one of them is bound to be better<br />
 than the one you already had!</p>
<p>          DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN&#8230;&#8230;HAVE FAITH!!!</p>
<p> One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B back. At<br />
 this writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men;<br />
 they buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36<br />
 hours to get the smile off her face, an two days to get her<br />
 legs together so they could close the coffin.</p>
<p>                  YOU MUST HAVE FAITH&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>                                     Sincerely,</p>
<p>                                     A Liberated Woman</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p> THE SINGLE GIRL&#8217;s CHRISTMAS PRAYER</p>
<p> This Christmas may I have<br />
 at least one really nice date.</p>
<p> May his car have clean seats<br />
 and glass in all the windows</p>
<p> May he not be more than<br />
 three hours late</p>
<p> May his left eye match<br />
 the one on the right</p>
<p> May he have all his front teeth<br />
 and not be high a a kite</p>
<p> May he have all his hormones<br />
 under control</p>
<p> May he wear clean underpants<br />
 without any holes</p>
<p> May his whiskers not burn<br />
 and make my face blotch</p>
<p> May he think with his brain<br />
 and not with his crotch</p>
<p> And, Lord, if I might ask<br />
 for just one thing more&#8230;</p>
<p> May he have good aim in my bathroom<br />
 and not pee on my clean floor</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p> Duke University Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrance in the<br />
 Obstetrics Department: a child was born with both male and female organs.</p>
<p> A penis and a brain.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> What&#8217;s the definition of the ideal man?</p>
<p> One with a twelve-inch tongue and a broom-handle through his ears.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> PENDLETON, Ind. (AP) &#8212; Officials are considering changing the name of<br />
 Pendleton Middle School or at least removing its initials from<br />
 athletic uniforms to avoid embarrassment for its girls&#8217; teams.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> The destruction of the Berlin wall marked history&#8217;s first feminine<br />
 revolution: There had been no violence and when it ended everybody went<br />
 shopping.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> Q. What do you call a woman who has PMS and ESP?</p>
<p> A. A bitch who thinks she knows it all.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> I hope that the packaging for the new Stayfree Maxipads with baking<br />
 soda includes a warning about the potential side effects of wearing<br />
 a baking soda laced feminine napkin after using a vinegar and water<br />
 douche.</p>
<p> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p> DAVID&#8217;S TRUTHS ABOUT WOMEN</p>
<p> In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to be<br />
 with, and women that would love to be with you.  THERE IS NO UNION OF THESE<br />
 TWO SETS.</p>
<p> Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are<br />
 the best friend that a woman could ever have.</p>
<p> Being told that you are nice is:<br />
         the equivalent to her saying, &#8220;I wish that you were my brother.&#8221;<br />
         a curse.<br />
         her way of saying that &#8220;I hope we can just be friends.</p>
<p> A Slut is a woman that will sleep with anyone.  A Bitch is a woman that will<br />
 sleep with anyone but you.  All women are Bitches.</p>
<p> Only beautiful women who are engaged or engaged to be engaged or married or<br />
 your mother&#8217;s best friend will think that you are a wonderful person that any<br />
 woman would die for.</p>
<p> These same women will be completely dumbfounded at the revelation that you<br />
 don&#8217;t go out with a hundred women a week.  Much less one.</p>
<p> When a woman says &#8220;No!&#8221; she really means &#8220;Yes!&#8221; &#8212; except, of course, when she<br />
 means &#8220;NO!&#8221;</p>
<p> Unless you make over a million dollars a year, you must completely ignore and<br />
 demean a woman to gain her affection.  If you completely disregard her<br />
 existence, she&#8217;ll die for you.</p>
<p> The degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how<br />
 attracted you are to her.  If you are absolutely in love with everything about<br />
 her, her hints will amount to, &#8220;I really like your roommates new shoes.&#8221;  If<br />
 you have no attraction to her what-so-ever, she will ask you to come spend a<br />
 week with her in the Bahamas.</p>
<p> A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that he<br />
 treated her like dirt afterwards.  She will go on-and-on for hours, until she<br />
 builds up enough nerve to ask him out again.</p>
<p> Every woman that you meet that you are instantly attracted to will be:<br />
         Married,<br />
         heavily dating the same guy for the 3rd year,<br />
         a lesbian<br />
         my brother&#8217;s ex-girlfriend.</p>
<p> A &#8220;Taken&#8221; woman will tell you that you are a great-looking guy, but that looks<br />
 don&#8217;t matter anyway and that she&#8217;d go out with you if she wasn&#8217;t already<br />
 dating someone.</p>
<p> &#8220;Taken&#8221; women are the only women capable of understanding your wonderful sense<br />
 of humor, you amazing musical talent, your tremendous sensitivity, and<br />
 gracious generosity.</p>
<p> A Woman will talk to you about a certain guy that they think is a real jerk,<br />
 wondering what any Woman would see in him, and then ask you to set them up.</p>
<p> Women will absolutely drive you crazy and seemingly make no sense.</p>
<p> Women will confuse you and make you distraught.</p>
<p> Women are the most wonderful things in the entire world.  They are the most<br />
 precious element that the world could ever know.  Everything from the way<br />
 they look to the way they talk to the way the move, walk, sigh, gesture,<br />
 dance, smile, laugh, cuddle, squeeze, tease, hug, caress, smell, taste &#8212;  is<br />
 fantastic.</p>
<p> &#8211;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Archive-author:
 Archive-title: Costume Party
 Probably an old joke, but it was new to me:
 Sam and Susan were invited to a costume party.  Susan went out and rented
 costumes for the both of them.  However, when the time came for the party,
 Susan wasn&#8217;t feeling well and Sam went on alone.
 A [...]]]></description>
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 Archive-title: Costume Party</p>
<p> Probably an old joke, but it was new to me:</p>
<p> Sam and Susan were invited to a costume party.  Susan went out and rented<br />
 costumes for the both of them.  However, when the time came for the party,<br />
 Susan wasn&#8217;t feeling well and Sam went on alone.</p>
<p> A few hours later, Susan began to feel better and decided to go on to the<br />
 party.  She realized that while she knew Sam was in a gorilla suit, he had<br />
 never seen her costume, and decided to go and see what he got up to while<br />
 he was alone.</p>
<p> She arrived and observed him dancing closely with a series of beautiful<br />
 women.  She approached him and began flirting, and soon they were taking<br />
 a walk in the woods alone.  They then undressed in the darkness and had<br />
 sex.  </p>
<p> She got home before her husband and when he arrived, she was in bed.  She<br />
 asked him, &#8220;How was the party?&#8221;.  He replied &#8220;Oh, the usual &#8211; you know I<br />
 never have much fun at these things alone.&#8221;   &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you even dance?&#8221;, she<br />
 asked.  &#8220;No, I sat in the den all night playing cards.  The guy I loaned my<br />
 costume to had a ball, though&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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 Archive-title: Computer Lab
        At the time I thought he didn&#8217;t notice me.  Later I found that just the opposite was true. I had
 been watching him for maybe two months trying to decide what it was
 about him that made my hormones go wild. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Archive-author: RICHH<br />
 Archive-title: Computer Lab</p>
<p>        At the time I thought he didn&#8217;t notice me<wishful thinking?>.  Later I found that just the opposite was true<in his<br />
 basement, he had made a kind of voodoo shrine to me, and my picture<br />
 was on his coathangers, plus, he wanted his TWO DOLLARS!>. I had<br />
 been watching him for maybe two months trying to decide what it was<br />
 about him that made my hormones go wild<yes , they would all line up<br />
 and kick like the Rockettes.>. When seated next to him I got so wet<br />
 that I was worried about leaving a stain on the chair<later I<br />
 realized that it was just my cigar-smoke that had triggered the<br />
 sprinkler above my desk...>.  I had read about pheromone in<br />
 relation to animals, but never thought that people were subject to<br />
 the same influences<cause I'm just a silly leetle girl.  I could<br />
 *never* make a connection like *tha-at*  Hee.  Wanna see my<br />
 underwear?>.<br />
        Why we frequently found ourselves in such close proximity<br />
 was another story<does this mean what I think it means...?>.  The<br />
 English department where I taught<english as a second language> did<br />
 not think a lowly adjunct<good word!> needed a computer.  In fact,<br />
 they didn&#8217;t even think I merited a desk<or , hee hee, A POT TO PEE<br />
 IN!  Silly ole me.>.  In reality, I didn&#8217;t need a computer as<br />
 programming was just a hobby for me<yes , I think most English profs<br />
 would agree.  "Computers...BAH!>.  I just liked the idea of making<br />
 a machine my slave<i , of course, prefer to make a slave my machine,<br />
 but hey, different strokes...><br />
        Thus we found ourselves seated in front of our respective<br />
 IBM clones<nothing gets me going like erotica chock-full of<br />
 computer references.  If she later mentions IMSAI, and misspells<br />
 it, I will surely die.  Altair?  S-100 bus?  Oh the humanity!> on<br />
 an almost daily basis. With a little detective work<i *asked* him.<br />
 Call me Samantha Spayed!> I found out that his name was Alex and he<br />
 was an <water polo>instructor in the computer science department.<br />
 Even if he had been a sexual zilch<zero>, I still would have<br />
 probably noticed him as we were the ONLY users of the two PCs in a<br />
 faculty lab filled with Macs<and the only two who wore leather<br />
 bullet-bras *over* our halter tops>. God! how I hated those<br />
 machines<what 's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like<br />
 comp.sys.Amiga.Advocacy?>. My prejudice<god , how I *hate*<br />
 serendipidists!>, like most<of my other unattractive features> was<br />
 inherited, in my case</of><of the clap> from my father. He has been<br />
 working with computers for the last 30 years<in fact, he *invented*<br />
 the transistor!  Shocking.>. As a memento, he gave me his original<br />
 IMSA 8080<oh God, she did it!> still in working order. I had been<br />
 brought up to think that computers should not be `cute&#8217;<nor should<br />
 Sally Fields, but she's a *button*!>.<br />
       Herman<goering>, the director of the lab, must have picked up<br />
 on my vibes<because it wasn't a cordless one, but one of those big<br />
 white mongo plug-in deals with the end that looks like a disc<br />
 brake.  And boy, was it loud.> as he would barely give me the time<br />
 of day<does anybody really know what time it is?  Does anybody<br />
 really care.  Lemme see, it's six to four>.  That is, until I<br />
 hatched MY PLAN<i would corner the world silver market and then<br />
 found the USFL!>.<br />
        One day, finally overcoming my shyness<shyness is nice, but<br />
 shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you<br />
 want to>, I glanced over at Alex<br />
<trebeck !  Together, we would RULE<br />
 THE WORLD!!>.  Actually, I looked at his <hall>monitor<armband ,<br />
 notable for the penciled-in swastika> and realized that he was<br />
 trying to pirate a ship!  But if you&#8217;re not the Dread Pirate<br />
 Roberts, then who is?> an application<for employment at Denny's,<br />
 which is silly, because if you just ask, they are required by law<br />
 to give you one.>.<br />
        &#8220;If Herman<melville> catches you, he will hang you by<br />
 your<barnacles and huge, gaping blowhole> thumbnails and tattoo Mac<br />
 icons on strange parts of your body.<honey , there ain't a part of<br />
 me that's *not* strange.  I'm from Canada.>&#8221;<br />
        Alex<winter> laughed and said< "There's madness afoot at the<br />
 Circle-K this eve">, &#8220;Oh, Herman and I are good buddies<what is...a<br />
 euphemism for 'lifemates'?>. I teach Pascal using<chisembop and<br />
 'Hooked on Phonics'> the Mac and I frequently have to ask him<br />
 questions. Actually, I make up the questions so I can stay on his<br />
 good side<his *BACK*!!>.&#8221;<br />
        After the ice was broken, we began to <skate>talk every day.<br />
 On about the third day, I found out about HIS OFFICE<he was...POPE!>.  Since he was an instructor, the university deemed<i love when a word like this crops up.  Remember 'adjunct'?<br />
 'Merited'??  And now *this*.> to give him an office. It was a<br />
 hasty<retreat> sheetrock affair of about 70 square feet and a very<br />
 large Steelcase desk<um , excuse me.  It was a "hasty" office?<br />
 Well...you're the wordsmith.>. On the downside<of five o'clock here<br />
 at WOGL, and I'm gonna be sending you home with a little Bay City<br />
 Rollers Action:  S--A--T-U-R--D-A-Y.  NIGHT!>?, it was located off<br />
 the very room in which I sat
<the *very*!>.  Despite these<br />
 limitations, it had a door with a lock<of angel-hair pasta Scotch-<br />
 taped to it, the meaning of which eludes me even now>. This was not<br />
 the point when I began to formulate MY &lt;5 YEAR>PLAN, but I am sure<br />
 that it was an inspiration<i sniffed again.  My mistake.  Per...>.<br />
        MY &lt;5 YEAR>PLAN took its focus the day Alex and I were on<br />
 the elevator together<first , I would arrest all the artists and<br />
 philosophers.  Then I would make everyone wear gray and cut their<br />
 hair like Moe Howard.  Then...>. It was the typical cattle car<br />
 scene<lots of shit on the floor and a crazy cowboy or two getting<br />
 their rocks off.>.  We were jammed in like sardines and the only<br />
 redeeming factor that when pressed against each other I realized<br />
 that Alex was sporting a very big hard on<bloodlog>.  After this<br />
 revelation and a few later surreptitious glances, I realized that<br />
 he had an constant erection whenever we were together
<this could<br />
 only mean one thing!  He liked girls.>. He seemed to have the same<br />
 chemical reaction to me as I did to him<yes , his vagina would<br />
 moisten and his nipples would press against his bra.>. This<br />
 discovery was the impetus<keep these words coming.  You know,<br />
 impetus can be cured.  Roll some stamps around his penis before you<br />
 go to bed, stamp AIR MAIL on his forehead and then...> which led me<br />
 to even think about anything as risky as THE PLAN&lt;9 From Outer<br />
 Space.  by Edward Woodie>.<br />
        A few very innocent lunches, laced with a lot of<br />
 heavy<saltpeter> sexual <dynamo>tension, followed.  As inconvenient<br />
 as the location of his office WAS, it turned out that we were both<br />
 married.  This came as not a really big surprise, as I was fully<br />
 cognizant<aware , to you and me> of my own marital status<no fool I!<br />
 Although I forget sometimes and have to look at the ring to remind<br />
 me.  I'm so silly.> and since he was not a kid<napper .  Although he<br />
 *does* know just a few too many details about the Lindbergh baby,<br />
 and whenever he talks about it, he says "we".  But I'm so<br />
 silly...>, the probabilities<of drawing a seven when doubling hard<br />
 fourteen against a dealer's six drop dramatically if you scream,<br />
 "Hit me, Lotus-Blossom!" and pound your fist on the table> were<br />
 that he was married too. Although I had anticipated the fact, it<br />
 presented <word>problems<especially those annoying 'related rates"<br />
 thingees.  I mean, who *cares* how fast the pool fills?!  How will<br />
 *this* come in handy at the supermarket?>.  I never claimed to be<br />
 a romantic
<poet>, but the idea of a<grecian Urn> seedy motel room<br />
 didn&#8217;t much appeal to
<the car thief in>me.<br />
        His office therefore became the most likely location<no doubt.>.  As I mentioned before, its only assets were the large<br />
 desk and the locked door<well , *and* the bondage table, the sling,<br />
 the hydraulic winch, the cross...>. The walls were <toilet>paper<br />
 thin.  Since I generally cum loudly and frequently<in *BED*>, after<br />
 contemplation<of course it helps that my mantra is "fuckme">, I<br />
 decided I had better begin my homework
<thank God all the odd<br />
 answers were in the back>.<br />
        While Herman beamed away<zip -a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, my<br />
 oh my-->, I began my research on the Mac. Discretion was the<br />
 <better part of valor?>key word<say the key word and you win fifty<br />
 dollars>. Herman was very protective of his little apples<as he<br />
 called his marble-sized testicles>. The actual <de>programming was<br />
 done at home thanks to a Mac on loan from a friend>Steve Jobs>.<br />
 (When it comes to programming, I am very patient.<yes , I believe<br />
 most programmers share this quality.  In fact, I relish nothing<br />
 more than the thought of compiling and linking five megs of Clipper<br />
 code on an 8080>) Finally, after weeks of debugging<de -lousing,<br />
 call it what you will>, I was able to write and load a nifty<nifty !<br />
 Hee.  Aren't I just...such a girl!> little program that would<br />
 render the Mac server useless for the hour or so I hoped I<br />
 needed<fabulous idea.  Your co-workers will love you for it,<br />
 especially if they're in mid-compile, or haven't saved anything>.<br />
        After what had seemed eons
<thousands of years>, the day of<br />
 execution arrived<i only regret that I have but one life to give<br />
 for my country.  *HIS*!>.  This was not exactly the type of program<br />
 you could <master>Beta test so I just <vhs 'ed it> crossed my<legs ,<br />
 snapping a co-worker's neck> fingers and hoped I could prove<br />
 my<love to my>father <death be not>proud.<br />
       Although we were definitely running on the same track
<the slow one>, I didn&#8217;t want Alex to suffer cardiac arrest<so I slipped<br />
 the nitro pill under his tongue>.  In preparation for what was to<br />
 come
<the CULTURAL REVOLUTION!>, I strolled into his office humming<br />
 the tune of My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music<oh THE<br />
 HUMANITY!  Hey, remember Julie Andrew's hooter's in "S.O.B"?  I do.<br />
 They weren't big or pendulous but they *were* floppy.>.  When I<br />
 began to sing my lyrics to the song, a broad grin crossed his<br />
 face<and he looked like an idiot child, who loves nothing so much<br />
 as wood>. (If this is beginning to sound like a scene from an<br />
 Indian movie, you&#8217;re right, but stay tuned.<oh I will, I WILL.<br />
 Mississippi Masala?)</p>
<p> Guys in tight bike pants, their crotches a-bulgin'<br />
 Wet, hot, slick, hard skin, and secrets divulgin'<br />
 A story 'bout Suzy-Q<"Queen.  Of.  Hearts.  Come on, come ah-ahn>,<br />
 oh what a scene,<br />
 These are a few of my favorite things</p>
<p> Guys in blue denim<denim boys.  yummy.>, their lashes a blazin&#8217;<oh my!><br />
 One with his pants off, his size is amazin&#8217;!<br />
 A horse with a hard on suspended by strings *<asterisk><br />
 These are a few of my favorite things</p>
<p> When the clap<applause> hits, when his pud drops, and I need it bad<br />
 I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don&#8217;t feel so<br />
 sad</p>
<p> *  This line inserted in honor of Catherine the Great, and the<br />
 new Russian democracy!<nay !></p>
<p>       After my vocal recount of MY favorite things there wasn&#8217;t<br />
 much resistance (none, maybe?<ya think?>) when I knelt down in<br />
 front of him and unzipped his jeans. Having waited for what seemed<br />
 centuries<hundreds of years>, I immediately began to savor the</p>
<table of>contents.  As my tongue rolled around the head of his<br />
 penis, in a voice< !!> tempered with both extesy<ouch !> and panic, he<br />
 murmured,<br />
       &#8220;Jesus, Clarissa<harlowe !>, we can&#8217;t do this here.<but Lovelace...>&#8221;<br />
        Before the not to worry reassurance crossed my lips both<br />
 of us heard a shaken<not stirred> Herman pounding his
<pud>fists on<br />
 a nearby keyboard.  Putting two and two together Alex began<br />
 laughing so uncontrollably that I found it my civic duty to silence<br />
 him<yes , I shot him.>. Retaking appendage in mouth<eek> I began to<br />
 suck it for all it was worth.<br />
      Not being slow on the uptake, Alex slid his hands into my<br />
 blouse and discovered I was not wearing a bra<hoo -er!>.  In fact,<br />
 since it was a special occasion I had dispensed with all<br />
 underwear<i dress like this at all joint sessions of congress,<br />
 state dinners, and public executions>. Taking this as his cue</i><i broke, sank the eight ball, and blew that popsicle stand>, with a<br />
 quick switch of positions we found ourselves<facing away from each<br />
 other, preparing to duel> on his large Steelcase desk. He began by<br />
 running his tongue along the curve of my small but well<br />
 <mal>formed breast, and down my <ample>belly. Bearing right at &lt;68<br />
 degrees>my navel, he shortly found his tongue wading through my<br />
 short and curlies<oh how precious!  I want to bite and kiss you.>.<br />
 I sucked him deeper into my mouth as his tongue hit my clit<axl Rose>. He had one hand twiddling< !! I don't know you silly boy,<br />
 I've never twiddled> my clit between tongue laps<es>, while his<br />
 tongue was exploring my wet cunt, darting in and out<dart -like>,<br />
 tracing my lips all the way back where he lightly nibbled that very<br />
 sensitive area between cunt and anus<i like to call it North<br />
 Jersey>, and then he gave my hole itself a gentle <tooth>brush <but that is the stuff of urban legends.  Ooh, it was a Reach>. The<br />
 <big <chill that shot up my spine caused me to gasp<and retch>,<br />
 sucking his pumping cock deeper into my eager mouth. His tongue<br />
 finally returned to my clit. God the walls were shaking
<the Earth<br />
 was quaking my mind was aching, and we were making it.  them mean<br />
 old eyes...knocking me out with those American trout.>!<br />
    I could have continued with this game for a long, long time,<br />
 but as if out of no where a condom appeared<oh thank you thank you<br />
 my fairy condom godmother!>. My heart, already pounding double<br />
 time, started doing little flips<wreaking havoc with my artificial<br />
 mitral valve>. My clitty, so recently being ministered to by<br />
 tongue, started pounding in anticipation of what it knew was<br />
 coming<after three pounds she popped.>. I took the packet from him<br />
 and ripped it open<nearly destroying the condom in the process.>.<br />
 Now, with both of us sitting on the edge of that steelcase, I<br />
 gently grasped his member [I just HAD to]<we understand> in one<br />
 hand and unrolled the sheath with my other<if it hurt as I<br />
 unravelled the skin from his penis he never let on.  And they say<br />
 chivalry is dead.  Piffle, I say.>. I realized that the wrapper was<br />
 still in my hand&lt;20 more and I could get a Bazooka Joe decoder<br />
 ring>. As I reached across the desk to the trash, I felt a hand on<br />
 my back, and then another reaching around my waist to my hot<br />
 pussy<at first this was disconcerting since Alex was standing right<br />
 in front of me...>. I knew what was coming<soon ...we'd PADIDDLE!>,<br />
 and I reached back to help guide his flesh missile into my anxious<br />
 (but not hardened) target< ??!! I thought you were sitting on the<br />
 edge of the desk??!!  So *what* target?  *MY SPINE*!!>. Help wasn&#8217;t<br />
 needed however, and before my hand found its target, his<br />
 <smart>missile found mine, and with a grunt of satisfaction he<br />
 started his <long , long> journey home.<br />
       With a long slow push I felt myself filling up<br />
 <with ...SEMPRINI??!>. Then his hand came around me and started to<br />
 caress my clit<man in the rowboat.  ick.>. Then finger twiddle,<br />
 slow stroke out, fingers, fast push in. My clamping him tight on<br />
 each outstroke was driving us both to a frenzy<sub -par Hitchcock,<br />
 but not without its good points, like when the camera backs away<br />
 from the woman's apartment and down the stairs> . With each beat of<br />
 the penetration, the cycle of pleasure began all over again<cool beans.>. As if upon mutual
<pre -nuptial>agreement, a soft languid
 cry flowed from our lips and could have been heard if anyone had
 been listening<it sounded something like, "*BARANGUS!*">.
 Serendipitiously<luckily>, a loud wail<a great white one> from
 Herman<melville> was produced on the opposite side of the wall<how fortuitous!>.
       I wish I could describe the sound of 12 Macs crashing
 simultaneously, but it really isn't very interesting<i believe you.
 Honest>.

 RICHH

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A long time after my adventure with Tyrone had ended, it seemed
useful to reconstruct the entire affair, to try to place it in
its proper perspective.  I was uncertain that it could be done at
all, even less certain that it could be done truthfully and
objectively.  But I resolved to try.  [...]]]></description>
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<p>A long time after my adventure with Tyrone had ended, it seemed<br />
useful to reconstruct the entire affair, to try to place it in<br />
its proper perspective.  I was uncertain that it could be done at<br />
all, even less certain that it could be done truthfully and<br />
objectively.  But I resolved to try.  After a number of false<br />
starts, one version emerged which on examination seems reasonably<br />
close to the truth.  For what little it can teach you, you are<br />
welcome to it.</p>
<p>Note that I describe it as an adventure rather than an affair.<br />
Affairs I have had before, but never anything resembling this in<br />
the slightest.  No, adventure it is, or perhaps exploit or better<br />
yet, escapade.  Pick the description that pleases you best. But<br />
whatever it was, a love affair it was not.</p>
<p>The incidents described here are actual, though they may seen to<br />
have been romanticized somewhat, and perhaps they were.  Details<br />
may vary slightly from fact.  If so, the reason is obvious-<br />
memory is irregular and faulty, and none of the events,<br />
unfortunately, were recorded as they happened. No diary was kept.<br />
That is certainly too bad.  It would make fascinating reading<br />
now, I am sure.  Still, these incidents were shared almost on a<br />
daily basis with my friend Sara, and upon reading this file, she<br />
says that her recollection is essentially similar with the record<br />
(though she does say to leave her part out. Ha!).  Whether she<br />
agrees with my conclusion is another matter.  But then, you don&#8217;t<br />
know my conclusion, do you?  </p>
<p>As an addenda to the preface above, written somewhat later, let<br />
me report that a diary WAS kept.  Unbeknownst to me, Sara had<br />
kept a personal diary in which she reported most of what I had<br />
told her, along with her own reactions to each event.  I was<br />
surprised to learn this, perhaps even a bit dismayed.  On<br />
reflection, though, I concluded that it really made very little<br />
difference- it did not change the substance at all of what<br />
happened, and served later to reinforce my memory in looking back<br />
on events that are truly important to me but probably not to<br />
anyone else.  In reading the diary now, I find two interesting<br />
things- that my memory is essentially correct and Sara&#8217;s written<br />
reaction to each thing that occurred is excited and exciting to<br />
me.  So much for the addenda.  Now back to the report.</p>
<p>To tie things down, consider the background.  June, 1984. Herbert<br />
is in Europe, attending a major conference and staying on for<br />
other business.  He will be there for six weeks, perhaps<br />
eight.  Helen has not been able to go.  She plans to join him in<br />
the South of France later after his conference is over, in two<br />
weeks or so.  For now, she is still at home, busy but not<br />
overwhelmed with her work.  Helen fancies herself a queen. She is<br />
intelligent, attractive, with a marvelous voluptuous body, and<br />
she is fully aware of it and of a certain power that it gives.<br />
But she has a haughty, imperious, I-am-superior-to-you attitude<br />
that annoys many people and absolutely infuriates others.  She is<br />
married to an older man who obviously adores her, pampers her,<br />
caters to her every whim, but who cannot at all control her and<br />
has never satisfied her.  Her husband travels extensively. </p>
<p>The evening that this event began, a Friday, Helen had gone to<br />
the symphony, alone, and there encountered a man, Tyrone,  whom<br />
she had known well once and disliked- a tall, spare man of<br />
curious temperament, a hedonist, a true male chauvinist,<br />
stubborn, opinionated, willful-  a type that Helen usually<br />
detested.  That evening, after the concert, he offered her a<br />
drink, and thinking of avoiding a long cab ride home alone, she<br />
accepted.  The thought of physical involvement with this man,<br />
though perhaps not repulsive, was certainly far from her mind.<br />
After stopping for a drink and a late, light supper, he did drive<br />
her to her house, made the expected pass, and she responded by<br />
giving him a stinging slap in the face.  He replied as no man had<br />
before. He twisted her arm, turned her away from him, and using a<br />
hard bare hand, slapped her fiercely across the rump.  She<br />
reacted immediately, and when he slapped her behind hard again,<br />
she gasped aloud as if all thought of resistance was gone.<br />
Recognizing her reaction exactly for what it was, as complete<br />
submission, he sat, pulled her over his lap, bottom-up, pulled<br />
her skirt all the way up over her hips and slowly and with great<br />
ceremony, pulled her panty hose down so that her now-bare ass was<br />
in his complete view.  Now, firmly and with great authority, he<br />
totally took control, spanking her bottom until it had turned<br />
bright pink and she had begun to bawl like a baby. Ignoring her<br />
cries as just so much nonsense (which both of them knew they<br />
were), his hand wandered over her rosy red rump, found a path<br />
between her tightly clenched thighs and when a finger tested, it<br />
discovered that she was sopping wet, that her clit had emerged<br />
and now stood upright like a miniature penis, indicating to him<br />
just how  sincere her protests were.  He sensed total victory. In<br />
only another moment he had her panty hose off completely, and now<br />
with her totally obvious complete cooperation, had unzipped her<br />
dress, pulled it over her head, tossed it on the floor as if it<br />
was just a rag rather than the very expensive frock that it<br />
really was (wasn&#8217;t that the ULTIMATE indignity?, she thought).</p>
<p>He had unhooked her bra so that she stood nude before him, her<br />
bare breasts in his face, her nipples now standing like<br />
sentinels, offering themselves to his hard, sucking kisses, her<br />
arms around his neck.  One of his hands fondled her rump while<br />
the other hand was up between her widespread thighs, his finger<br />
inserted full depth in her sensuous feminine flower, teasing it<br />
and bringing her ever closer to  orgasm.  She had been totally<br />
conquered by a simple spanking and by a bit of foreplay.  He had<br />
won the prize and obviously it was now his for the taking.  He<br />
knew this and so did she.  She was fully aware that she was<br />
excited beyond anything in her experience, that very soon he<br />
would want to use her, and however he chose to use her  that<br />
there was simply no way that she could stop him or would stop him<br />
or would even want to stop him.</p>
<p>Now he led her to her bedroom, spanked her further and harder, to<br />
her very great dismay- or perhaps to her very considerable joy.<br />
He stripped.  Soon he joined her nude in her bed.  He was rigidly<br />
erect and she was obviously totally acquiescent, totally<br />
passionate, totally excited, totally and absolutely orgasmically<br />
responsive.  He took her in strange positions and in strange<br />
ways, vanquishing her completely and certainly satisfying her<br />
better than she had ever been satisfied. During it all, with<br />
Tyrone&#8217;s cock buried to its full depth in her humid, squishy<br />
pussy, when she had already had orgasm twice and knew she was on<br />
the verge of a third, she thought that never, since the day at<br />
age 16 when she had lost her virginity until perhaps an hour ago,<br />
had she ever really known what sex was all about, what true<br />
carnal pleasure could be, what submission to a strong individual<br />
could do.  She had always liked sex. but really, certainly could<br />
have done without it, too- but now?</p>
<p>Now it was hours later.  He had gone, almost without a word and<br />
she had to deal mentally with the evening&#8217;s almost incredible<br />
events.  Well, one thing of which she was certain- she would not<br />
be seeing him again.  He had brutalized her- well, not exactly<br />
brutalized, but he certainly had spanked her.  Not that it had<br />
hurt especially, but it had cost her her dignity.  And he had<br />
done strange things, disgusting things.  Like putting his finger<br />
into her anus, and then, of all things, kissing her there, a wet,<br />
thrusting kiss, inserting his tongue as far as he could. That was<br />
absolutely bestial.  Animals behaved like that, not intelligent<br />
people.  And worst of all, he had taken her, made her whimper in<br />
pleasure, brought her to orgasm several times, and before<br />
leaving, firmly pinched her nipples, made her call him Master,<br />
and made her suck his then semi-soft cock, brought him back erect<br />
and was quickly impaled again on it.  Now she lay resting in bed,<br />
thinking about all this, about the moment when he first took her,<br />
spanked her and then stripped her bare and spanked her again,<br />
brought her nude and excited into her own bedroom, stripped his<br />
own clothes off and paraded around the room showing off his very<br />
rigid erection, with the absolute implication of what he was<br />
going to do with that awful thing &#8212; right here, she thought, in<br />
this very room, in my own bed.  And she found herself getting<br />
overheated once more, her nipples again erect, and her juices<br />
flowing.  Crazy,  she thought, absolutely crazy.  She was going<br />
to cum again. </p>
<p>She thought about the spanking- actually several spankings that<br />
he had given her, all with his bare hand against her naked<br />
bottom, with her trying to twist away from the strokes, but at<br />
the same time, raising up slightly, perhaps unconsciously, to be<br />
accessible, to offer a more tempting target.  No man had ever<br />
spanked her before.  In fact, in her entire life the only<br />
spanking she received was as a schoolgirl of 16, when one evening<br />
coming home late and slightly tipsy from a high-school dance, she<br />
had found her mother waiting up, furious.  Her jeans were taken<br />
down, then and there, and her bottom basted by a very angry<br />
parent.  That one, she reflected, hurt a great deal more than the<br />
one did tonight. </p>
<p>Her strange thought was that she really wanted to share this<br />
experience.  She would call Sara.  Now that they were really<br />
close she would tell her everything.  Sara would just love to<br />
hear about this adventure.  She loved kinky things and kinky<br />
clothes and kinky adventures, and especially, intimate, kinky<br />
talk.  Sara would flip!!!  Yes, she thought, Sara WILL flip if I<br />
call her at 3:30 AM even to tell her THIS story. Helen lay back<br />
in bed, nude,  voluptuously excited, sleepless, thinking strange<br />
thoughts.  This WAS a strange adventure, a marvelous kinky<br />
adventure, one to be regretted, perhaps, but one to be savored,<br />
to be reflected on, to be shared with a really close, loved and<br />
understanding friend, one to be discussed with her in a<br />
particularly  private moment (perhaps while lying with her face<br />
between Sara&#8217;s elegant breasts, while kissing and gently sucking<br />
a mouth-watering, responsive nipple).  This was an experience to<br />
be digested and analyzed and understood, but NOT one to be<br />
repeated.</p>
<p>She chanced to look at her telephone, on the nightstand next to<br />
her bed.  She willed it to ring.  Let some one call me, she<br />
thought, anybody.  Nobody  did.  She thought, what if it rings<br />
right now, and it is him- Tyrone, that bastard- and he orders me<br />
to get into my car and drive to his house, stark naked, right<br />
now!!!   Would I? she wondered.  She looked at her nightstand.<br />
There, on a sheet of paper was his parting shot- his telephone<br />
number, written there just as he was leaving.  His verbal order<br />
to her to call him tomorrow night, exactly at nine, or suffer the<br />
consequences&#8211; whatever that might mean.  Call him tomorrow?-<br />
well, he could just forget about that.  She meant to crumple up<br />
that piece of paper, right now, and to put it in the ashtray and<br />
light a match to it- as if burning it meant burning the<br />
relationship and burning that bastard Tyrone at the same time.<br />
But just then she did not have a match handy, so it would wait<br />
until tomorrow.  Yes, she thought, I will burn it in the morning.</p>
<p>And speaking of burning, she thought, he certainly did burn my<br />
bottom with that awful spanking.  And that thought was finally<br />
too much for her- with a hand rubbing across her nipples,<br />
caressing them, and the other hand teasing and rubbing her clit,<br />
her body began to heave and shake and away she went into wild,<br />
total orgasm again!! </p>
<p>Helen had before tonight, very limited extramarital experience.<br />
In each of the three or four times that she had been bedded down,<br />
the man was of the same type- a mature, intellectual,<br />
professorial type, a man for whom she had profound respect, a man<br />
who respected her own intellectual strength and her breeding, who<br />
treated her like a great lady is treated, a man who in each case<br />
was almost a clone for her husband. Every time so far the appeal<br />
had been mental.  Heaven knows that Tyrone was none of these<br />
things that had interested her in the past.  He was a totally<br />
different specimen- mature, yes, but not a great mind, not a<br />
scholar at all, not particularly physically attractive, not<br />
muscular, not strong, not especially talented in anything that<br />
she could identify.  She giggled, thinking that his penis wasn&#8217;t<br />
all that huge either, big enough certainly to get the job done,<br />
but not huge either, like some of those that she had admired in<br />
porno flicks.  Well, if the appeal wasn&#8217;t mental, and it wasn&#8217;t<br />
completely physical either, then what was it?  What DID this guy<br />
do that was so special?  All he did was take charge, ignore what<br />
she wanted (or thought she wanted) take control of her,<br />
discipline her, and&#8212; well, what else, she thought. </p>
<p>The next morning she could think of nothing else.  But now she<br />
had better personal insight in to what had really happened. He<br />
had somehow peeled off the veneer layer from her,  and had gotten<br />
down to the core, to what she felt was the fundamental person<br />
inside.  He made her feel like a true love slave, ready, anxious<br />
to please his every whim. And the funny thing, the absolutely<br />
wierd point about this whole episode was that she did not love<br />
this man- she did not even especially like him and did not<br />
respect him. He did not have the deep bass voice that she<br />
sometimes found sensuously attractive.  He was not especially<br />
handsome nor tall.  He had no great brain.  What he did have was<br />
a certain presence, a command of the situation that she found<br />
just incredibly overpowering.  And he wanted her, obviously<br />
wanted her, physically wanted her, carnally wanted her, and could<br />
and would all but own her, body and soul, but mostly body. </p>
<p>She immediately began to share her experience with Sara, and<br />
found that Sara was, as expected, almost as delighted hearing the<br />
details as she was in telling them.  Helen found this part of the<br />
adventure just doubly delectable- lying nude with Sara, her lips<br />
nuzzling Sara&#8217;s shell pink ear, perhaps her tongue probing, her<br />
hands running across that ravishing rump, a hand searching<br />
between Sara&#8217;s widespread thighs, a finger finding exquisite<br />
cream in that scrumptious cunny.  As the adventure proceeded,<br />
Sara demanded to know, needed to know every detail- whom she had<br />
met, what they looked like, what they had done, for how long,<br />
how, when, where.  Sara seemed to want to participate, but<br />
vicariously, afraid really to cross the line and join directly in<br />
the adventure.  And this Helen wanted to protect her from, not<br />
really knowing where it was going.  Sara was Helen&#8217;s secret. So<br />
Sara knew everything that happened between Helen and Tyrone and<br />
his friends, but Tyrone never knew about Sara. </p>
<p>Helen thought through her situation&#8211;her husband will be gone for<br />
a month or more and for that month she has a master, one who owns<br />
her, will train her in the image that he finds desirable.   He<br />
will spank her when he pleases, perhaps in the privacy of her<br />
bedroom and perhaps elsewhere, with others watching. That much he<br />
has already told her.  She knows that she should flee him, refuse<br />
to see him again or even speak to him.  And she is entirely<br />
certain that she will not do that- that tomorrow she may be<br />
terrified of what can happen, but she knows that she WILL see him<br />
again.  And she will be spanked by him- and she is, of course.<br />
Now these subsequent spankings that she gets later are not at all<br />
severe beatings- only fairly gentle spankings applied with a bare<br />
hand or mildly with a leather strop to her naked bottom.  They do<br />
not even especially hurt.  They perhaps more than anything else<br />
are symbolic, both to him and to her, of his sexual domination.<br />
They paint her rear end a bright pink, leaving her heaving and<br />
gasping, and incredibly lascivious, looking only for ways to<br />
please him even more.  And he promises her nothing more than<br />
regular, almost constant excitement, wild new adventures,<br />
exciting new friends, and orgasm, orgasm, orgasm!!!! </p>
<p>And so she does not go to Europe that summer.  She decides that<br />
the pressures at work are too great, that she cannot get away,<br />
that Herbert will travel alone and enjoy himself, that his<br />
freedom will be good for him, invigorating. She tells all this to<br />
Sara, and Sara thinks it is hysterically funny.  Sara believes<br />
that women are mostly cunt anyway (expressed in exactly that<br />
phrase).   She believes that all women occasionally have their<br />
brains in their vaginas but that Helen&#8217;s brains now are totally<br />
confined to the clitoris, (and on stating that conclusion, Sara<br />
leans forward, finds that delightful appendage, and emphasizes<br />
her point by giving it a lovely kiss).  Sara thinks that Helen is<br />
currently involved in very private, intimate treatment, perhaps<br />
best called Mind Fuck, in Sara&#8217;s judgment an effective and<br />
acceptable form of therapy.   She approves of this adventure,<br />
conditionally.  That is, the idea is good, the events so far have<br />
been fun and very, very different. This will all be OK so long as<br />
it can be kept in perspective and no long term damage is done.<br />
She has not met Tyrone, but she certainly now knows all about<br />
him, and she thinks that Helen has never looked so good or been<br />
so interesting.  Her only complaint is that Helen does not  have<br />
as much private time for Sara, but the time they do have together<br />
is absolutely marvelous- more intimate and exciting than it had<br />
ever been before. </p>
<p>So Helen has a master, a strong man on whom all her feminine<br />
wiles of the past are useless, a man who has captured her, has<br />
used her thoroughly and often and made her love him for it,<br />
conquered her totally employed her sexually in every conceivable<br />
way, introduced her to threesomes and foursomes and orgies,<br />
photographed her nude body in unbelievable poses, kept her<br />
constantly aroused and is now putting her through her paces,<br />
a series of varied sexual adventures, all embarrassing to her but<br />
marvelously, voluptuously dangerous and exciting at the same<br />
time.  The queen has become a willing sex slave to a highly<br />
imaginative master, and never has she felt herself so much a<br />
woman as now. </p>
<p>In one of their private moments, Helen had confided some of her<br />
unrealized fantasies to Tyrone.  One of these related to having<br />
sex with a black man, something that she had thought about for<br />
years, but had obviously never done.  Tyrone was fascinated with<br />
the concept, but decided it needed expanding upon.  He knew of a<br />
black couple, professionals, intelligent, and interested<br />
themselves in swinging.  He arranged the meeting.  The two of<br />
them, Helen and Tyrone went to the apartment where the black<br />
couple, George and Grace, lived. Tyrone had told her that these<br />
two were middle aged -perhaps late 30s or early 40s, and quite<br />
attractive.  He was a physician, she a clinical psychologist and,<br />
according to Tyrone, the least inhibited person that he knew. </p>
<p>The prearranged plan was simplicity indeed.  The two women would<br />
play with each other while the men watched.  And when all were<br />
ready, they would simply swap&#8230;that is, Helen with George and<br />
Grace with Tyrone.  The apartment was large, furnished well and<br />
with taste- obviously the home of a successful couple.  Tyrone<br />
had instructed Helen to bring along baby-doll nightie and bikini<br />
panties.  Grace was already dressed that way, a short,  extremely<br />
attractive, curvaceous lady, golden brown in shade, with an<br />
exotic figure, short, curly black hair, a large red mouth, a<br />
dashing pink tongue,  huge dark flashing eyes, and an entirely<br />
winsome expression.  She appeared to be sex personified.  Helen<br />
liked her immediately.</p>
<p>After some preliminary conversation, Grace led Helen to the<br />
bedroom to dress, and of course, helped her to undress for her<br />
baby-doll.  First though, Grace turned her face up for a kiss.<br />
When Helen responded, Grace thrust her tongue out what seemed to<br />
be six inches, bathing the back of the roof of Helen&#8217;s mouth-<br />
what seemingly was the most exotic first kiss that Helen had ever<br />
received.  Of course, the fact that Grace was unzipping this and<br />
unhooking that all the while, delightful parts were coming<br />
uncovered and bare and could be touched, and stroked and<br />
stimulated.   This only fueled the flames that her tongue had<br />
lit.  They continued this exchange of astonishingly appetizing<br />
kisses, deep-tongue kisses, and almost forgot the two men waiting<br />
for them.  Helen had a good look at her delightful playmate, at<br />
her luscious golden, small but shapely titties with their spiffy<br />
chocolate covered nipples, and that curly, sable pubic triangle<br />
and the pink clit that seemed to be peeping out at her, at her<br />
scrumptious hips and thighs and that beautiful ass, and thought<br />
that she would have been just as glad to forget the men for the<br />
evening- that she was really taken with this Grace and that what<br />
she wanted from her was really more than a hors d&#8217;oeuvre.  Grace<br />
would have made a delectable main course.  That was not to be, at<br />
least not this evening.</p>
<p>A few moments later, the ladies emerged, arm in arm, obviously<br />
already well acquainted.  Grace peeled Helen out of her baby-<br />
doll, to show her figure off to George, then took off her own,<br />
and nude, the girls began their enchanting love-play, with an<br />
almost delirious audience.  Deep tongue kisses were exchanged,<br />
nipples were lovingly stroked and kissed, clits petted, kissed,<br />
sucked, vaginas were tasted, each girl doing the foreplay for the<br />
other to prepare her for the injection which would soon follow.<br />
Along the way, the two men stripped.  Helen looked up, first saw<br />
Tyrone nude and hard.  Across the room, George was also nude,<br />
very large, very erect, obviously very ready for Helen.  Helen<br />
was very ready for George, too.</p>
<p>The girls separated, each going to a man.  George put his arm<br />
around Helen, captured the cheek of her bottom in his hand, and<br />
led her to a bedroom.  Once through the door, he turned her<br />
towards him, delightfully squeezed both cheeks of her scrumptious<br />
ass, his rigid cock pressing against her belly.  They exchanged a<br />
deep, wet kiss.  In only a moment, Helen was on the bed, on her<br />
back, her legs spread wide, George&#8217;s eager face between her<br />
thighs, his tongue tasting her now squishy-wet pussy.  She turned<br />
around so that they were in a position of 69.  She took his huge,<br />
thick, chocolate Tootsie Roll in her hand, squeezed it, leaned<br />
towards it, kissed it, and took as much of it as she could into<br />
her mouth.  For long moments, she sucked the rigid ebony bar,<br />
really enjoying the sensation as it throbbed in her mouth.  It<br />
was almost too much to contain and it hurt her jaw a bit, but it<br />
was that very well known pleasure-pain, that lovely combination<br />
of the best of both.  It was her intention eventually to turn<br />
around and take him in her fully-ready vagina, but they waited an<br />
instant too long.</p>
<p>Now understand this moment.  Before Tyrone, she had done oral sex<br />
only a relatively few times, practically never with her husband.<br />
She had done it with each of her previous lovers, but generally<br />
as a means of erecting an otherwise flaccid penis, perhaps after<br />
they had already had intercourse once.  No man had ever cum in<br />
her mouth.  Even Tyrone, who had undeniably expanded her<br />
experiences in sucking a cock, and who certainly could have cum<br />
in her mouth if he chose to, did not do so. The  thought of a man<br />
squirting his thick, oily essence into her fully ready vagina was<br />
pleasant, even downright exciting.  And since she had recently<br />
been re-introduced into anal sex (and liked it, in typical<br />
masochistic fashion), having a man cumming into her anus was<br />
fine, even fun.  Still, the idea of a cock going off into her<br />
mouth, while not actually disgusting, was perhaps a little bit<br />
frightening- the ultimate invasion of her personal privacy.  And<br />
now, right now, it obviously was going to happen. </p>
<p>She just knew it was going to happen, that he was going to go off<br />
like a fire hose.  She thought that she did not even know what to<br />
do.  She did not have to do anything.  He grabbed her face with<br />
both his hands. pulled her closer so that most of his full depth<br />
was inserted in her mouth, the glans almost down her throat.  She<br />
could not help but think of a porno film that she and Sara had<br />
watched together in which the heroine has sucked down a huge<br />
prick, taking the whole thing, taking it all the way to her<br />
lover&#8217;s orgasm.  Now she could feel George approaching orgasm-<br />
the head of his cock swelled even larger, receded, swelled again,<br />
and then suddenly a thick, hot, oily, salty squirt against the<br />
back of her palate.  Her gave her a huge oral injection, and in<br />
the position she was, she could do nothing other than to swallow<br />
it down.  And with his tongue furiously stroking her, the sheer<br />
masochistic sensation overpowering her, she had orgasm, too, a<br />
wild response on her part to an absolutely wild feeling.</p>
<p>So she had been treated to her first taste of cum, and a royal<br />
mouthful it was.  And she had dutifully swallowed it down, and<br />
had herself cum while doing it.  A marvelous experience!!!  What<br />
in the world, she wondered, had she been afraid of?  The taste?<br />
Well, yes, a bit strange, but certainly not unpleasant, perhaps<br />
similar in a sense to raw oysters, she thought.  She felt<br />
disappointed, on the one hand, because she had really wanted<br />
George to measure her internal dimensions with that gorgeous<br />
monster, to probe her for depth and diameter.  On the other hand,<br />
she did have the experience of servicing him orally, all the way,<br />
and had been rewarded for her efforts by his obvious pleasure and<br />
by the copious salty (and marvelously palatable, no question<br />
about that) squirt he had shot down her throat.</p>
<p>They rested together for a bit, and as he relaxed, she knelt on<br />
the bed before him.  Now, absolutely unafraid, with a new feeling<br />
of confidence and control. she leaned forward, her lips brushed<br />
against his now semi-soft prick.  She thrust out her tongue,<br />
licking its length, and marveled at it as it grew before her<br />
eyes.  In only an instant, or so it seemed, he was erect again.<br />
He pulled her on top of him.  She spread a leg on either side,<br />
now perched above that again large, fairly hard, brown rod.  His<br />
hands were on her hips, slowly pulling her down, impaling her<br />
squishy cunt until his full depth was buried. It felt absolutely<br />
marvelous.  It stretched her beyond where she had ever before<br />
been expanded. Now they rode, now his hands holding and squeezing<br />
her behind, which she just loved, and later holding each luscious<br />
breast, gently pinching her nipples, but all the while stroking<br />
upwards, deep, slow plunges, and with the front of his shaft<br />
gently massaging her clit on each stroke.  For another ten<br />
minutes this went on.  Helen perhaps had another orgasm then,<br />
perhaps not.  She did not later remember.  George certainly did,<br />
inundating her with another lovely flood.</p>
<p>A while later, they walked out, nude, hand in hand, to the other<br />
bedroom, to find Grace in the identical position, sitting astride<br />
Tyrone&#8217;s cock. As they walked in, they were behind the couple<br />
making love, and had an intimate view of Grace&#8217;s elegant,<br />
shapely, full bottom, her thighs spread, Tyrone&#8217;s prick inserted<br />
deeply in her pussy.  As she stroked up and down they were<br />
treated to the sight of the muscular action in her rump, a<br />
totally erotic sight to Helen.  Grace bent forward to give Tyrone<br />
a long kiss, now lying parallel over him, rubbing her titties on<br />
his chest, and exposing as she did so, her winking brown rosette.<br />
It seemed to be begging for a kiss, so Helen did just that- knelt<br />
behind, bent her head forward, kissed it lovingly, and attempted<br />
to thrust her tongue through.  That seemed a totally appropriate<br />
gesture for the marvelous feelings that she had just now.  She<br />
began to laugh, but nobody quite knew why.  She thought, just at<br />
that instant, that she had become a graduate student again, this<br />
time in a PhD program in Advanced Fancy Fucking.  And that Tyrone<br />
was her tutor. She was currently doing research for her<br />
dissertation, that Grace&#8217;s apartment was her laboratory.  She<br />
giggled&#8211;yes, she would report that to Sara tomorrow, and they<br />
would be hysterical together.</p>
<p>One point to be considered.  Helen had isolated Sara from her<br />
experience with Tyrone.  But she did report everything to Sara,<br />
so she did tell her all about George and Grace.  Perhaps of the<br />
entire affair this was the portion that most excited Sara.  There<br />
was nothing to be done about it then.  However, perhaps a year<br />
later, when Tyrone was history, the topic came up between the<br />
girls for perhaps the hundredth time, and Helen agreed to<br />
introduce Sara to the black couple.  They all met for dinner, and<br />
retired to Helen&#8217;s house for dessert (Herbert was away).  Would<br />
George like to see all three girls naked and playing  together?<br />
Oh wow!!! But yes.  Would it be OK so far as Grace was concerned?<br />
Well, certainly. And did they?  Of course. In a marvelous kind of<br />
daisy chain, like a reverse Oreo Cookie, a mouth-watering<br />
chocolate layer sandwiched between two whites. And was he given<br />
his choice of the three to try on for size, personally?  Well,<br />
yes he was.  And who was the choice?  That question is<br />
ridiculous.  You know the answer to that.  And did Helen and<br />
Grace play their own private games while George reamed out Sara&#8217;s<br />
scrumptious cunt?  Don&#8217;t even bother to ask.</p>
<p>But now back to the great Tyrone adventure.  For the two year<br />
period prior to Tyrone she and Sara had been taking belly dancing<br />
lessons- at first with a group of woman at the local YWCA- and at<br />
the end of that series, from an older, very experienced belly<br />
dancer, an elegant, exotic lady of Turkish extraction who had<br />
learned this dance in the old country as a girl.  This older<br />
woman, now about 60, is an incredible specimen.  She is slim,<br />
lithe, with a marvelous body and more energetic than women half<br />
her age.  She has continued the lessons with Sara and Helen and<br />
two other ladies as an advanced class, taught privately. She has<br />
taught them things that the YWCA classes did not even<br />
contemplate- much more cosmopolitan things, and especially she<br />
has taught them about the sexuality of the dance.  She believes<br />
that belly dancing is inherently erotic, that it is meant to<br />
excite both the dancer and the watchers, and that it is senseless<br />
and practically impossible for the dancer not to have sex after<br />
she is through dancing.  If she has no partner available, then<br />
masturbation is expected and understood. She believes that belly<br />
dancing without orgasm following is absolute nonsense.  Sara, of<br />
course, has a young, strong, very vigorous husband.  When she<br />
comes home from a lesson, he is delighted to help relieve her of<br />
her excess energy and strong erotic feelings in the time honored,<br />
traditional way.  Helen&#8217;s husband, on the other hand, is not<br />
always there and is not as sexually involved.  For her,<br />
masturbation after a dance lesson has become almost a ritual. </p>
<p>Helen has been delighted with the lessons- they are real fun,<br />
marvelous exercise, and they give her the most erotic feelings<br />
imaginable. When she began her lessons, she thought that they<br />
might put some thrills in her otherwise hum-drum workaday<br />
existence.  Well, she thought, they certainly have done that.<br />
Consider the basic movement in the belly dance- the thrusting<br />
forward and backwards of the pelvis, an almost perfect parody of<br />
the female movements in sexual intercourse.  Consider the<br />
source,too.  Belly dancing was first done in the Harems of the<br />
Sultans in the Ottoman Empire, and the dancers were always harem<br />
slaves, selected for having the perfect, voluptuous figure that<br />
the dance demands- full breasts, firm, shapely legs and thighs,<br />
and a delicious, magnificent bottom.  Helen&#8217;s figure matches this<br />
description exactly. </p>
<p>And further, the Harem slave is a Houri, a nubile female whose<br />
whole purpose is pleasing her master, however he might wish to be<br />
pleased.  It is her responsibility to arouse him, almost beyond<br />
control, so that he will then take her, manfully, forcefully. </p>
<p>During the early lessons at the YWCA, the students  dress in<br />
sweatpants and shirts and tennis shoes, a ragpack looking group,<br />
not in the least pleasing in appearance.  After the YWCA phase,<br />
the teacher suggested that Helen and Sara and the ladies buy the<br />
appropriate costumes, the diaphanous, filmy materials, designed<br />
to show more than they hide, so that beautiful breasts are<br />
apparent, nipples are protuberant and obvious, and thighs and<br />
bottoms carnally displayed as much as they are hid.  One Saturday<br />
afternoon, the girls made an excursion to Greek Town to an<br />
obscure shop, and bought the costumes.  Later in the week they<br />
met, each to see how the other looked dressed.  Helen looked very<br />
attractive- but Sara was absolutely gorgeous.  Her pitch black<br />
hair, intense brown eyes, full shapely mouth, and dark coloring<br />
gave her an Italian look, almost like Sophia Loren.  She was sex<br />
personified in this costume, her gorgeous body almost completely<br />
revealed and still hidden slightly.  She looked the perfect<br />
Houri, the beautiful, nubile, voluptuous maiden that Moslems<br />
think await them in Paradise, trained first to tease and then to<br />
satisfy, to give perfect, exotic, never-ending sex in ways almost<br />
beyond the comprehension of mortal man. </p>
<p>Helen put on a tape, and they danced- first together, and then,<br />
one for the other, obviously both very stimulated.  Sara<br />
approached the end of her dance, and in Harem manner, began to<br />
remove the few articles of clothing she wore. First the<br />
pantaloons came off so she was dancing in her vest and<br />
underpants.  Helen removed her own pantaloons.  Sara unbuttoned<br />
the vest, showing Helen her gorgeous breasts for the first time,<br />
utterly delicious looking love apples, high and full and firm,<br />
with chocolate brown aureoles and nipples, fully erect, almost<br />
demanding to be kissed.  Helen stared, transfixed.  Sara danced<br />
closer, took down her underpants, wiggled free of them and<br />
danced, her legs spread, her podex wiggling, her black pubic<br />
triangle in front of Helen&#8217;s eyes.  She turned, her gorgeous bare<br />
bottom weaving, the cute rosette now and then visible as the<br />
cheeks parted, almost beckoning to Helen to come forward and kiss<br />
it.  Helen stared, absolutely entranced, unable to take her<br />
glance away from the heavenly sight of Sara, now turned again<br />
towards her, her legs slightly spread, her unbelievable<br />
femininity clearly visible, juicy, lovable, as it moved forward<br />
and back, offering itself for her kisses. Helen pulled off her<br />
few items of clothes and knelt before this dancing nymph and<br />
moved forward, her face now between the dancers legs.  And for<br />
the first time, she kissed that glorious cunny.  Her tongue found<br />
the erect clit.  She massaged it wetly.  Now the two nude girls<br />
stood, the dancing stopped though the music went on.  They kissed<br />
deeply and wildly.  In an instant they were on the couch, in a<br />
position of 69, each feasting on the sopping, squishy. appetizing<br />
cunt of the other.  Both have found the only logical, the only<br />
possible end of a true Harem belly dance when no man is present. </p>
<p>And now, much later, after Helen was captured, her new master has<br />
decided that Helen will do a public performance of the belly<br />
dance, before a small audience, in his own home. An elegant<br />
buffet has been catered and served, with fine wines.  The group<br />
is small, but intelligent.  The conversation has been lively.<br />
The guests have finished dinner and are relaxed over coffee and<br />
dessert.  They are ready for entertainment and Helen has gone to<br />
don her costume.  She will be wearing a semi-transparent vest,<br />
deeply cut to show her cleavage, and through which her nipples<br />
are easily visible.  She is wearing the dancers pantaloons, again<br />
of a diaphanous material through which her panties can be seen,<br />
again  almost transparent, and through which can be seen the<br />
shadow of her pubic triangle and the delightful cleavage of her<br />
behind.  She is wearing a boxfull of junk jewelry, assorted<br />
baubles and bangles of glass, in bright colors, in vivid reds and<br />
greens and yellows and blues.  She has on dazzling makeup, and a<br />
spray of perfume in strategic places.  The perfume itself is a<br />
special type, with a very sweet, aromatic scent.  It is potent<br />
when she is still, but later when her wild movements have caused<br />
her body to heat up, the perfume vaporizes further and the air<br />
takes on a carnal, erotic aroma, almost like incense.  This<br />
arouses her, and she knows that it excites the audience.  There<br />
will not be a flaccid cock in the room, later on. </p>
<p>She hears the music begin- a tape of Turkish music, exotic and<br />
slow and rhythmic and intense, music one can almost taste as well<br />
as hear.  She dances in, her body throbbing in time with the<br />
music, her sexuality obvious, her exhilaration clearly showing.<br />
Those present applaud, enjoying the private show.  Very soon, the<br />
tempo changes, the beat picks up and the pace of her movements<br />
change.  Quickly her master signals her.  Her pantaloons are<br />
removed.  She dances now, bare legged, her scrumptious bottom in<br />
constant motion, more excited now than before.  The master<br />
signals again.  Her vest flutters down.  She now stands bare<br />
breasted before the audience, her nipples rigidly erect, her<br />
almost orgasmic feeling growing.  Will her panties come off,<br />
next?  Of course they do.  Now she is nude, continuing the<br />
motions, the parody.  She knows what to expect next.  She is<br />
wild with shameless carnality, with arousal.  The sensual music<br />
is itself seductively hypnotic.  The aphrodisiac aromas, the<br />
mixture of her perfumes plus the wondrous scent of her  permeate<br />
the room.  In her mind she knows that never has she looked so<br />
exciting as at this instant, never has she felt so much like a<br />
true wanton, never so much like a woman. </p>
<p>When the dance is done before a private audience in the Harem, it<br />
concludes with the nude dancer being given for the night to one<br />
or more of the guests.  Sometimes the person selected will take<br />
her, then and there, with the others watching, cheering him on.<br />
She will already be fully ready.  No foreplay is necessary. The<br />
male selected may or may not need further stimulation.  If so,<br />
the dancer is fully trained, and will use her body in any way to<br />
excite him, to prepare him to take her.  And when he takes her,<br />
he will take her however he pleases, in any orifice in any way.<br />
Will he want to spank her naked bottom with a strop or a cane?<br />
Then he will do so, without opposition from the Sultan or any<br />
other person there.  He is the chosen guest and has been given<br />
the use of the dancer, and use her he will, as he pleases. </p>
<p>There is another historical custom from the days of the Sultan.<br />
In those days, a eunuch was present, usually carrying a bamboo<br />
cane.  If the Sultan decided that the dancer&#8217;s pace was too slow,<br />
or if there was a certain movement that he wanted emphasized, a<br />
sign to the eunuch would tell him to slash the dancer across her<br />
behind, a stroke guaranteed to bring results.  This might be<br />
repeated a few times, or many if the Sultan was cruel.  Tonight,<br />
of course, there is no eunuch and none would be needed. </p>
<p>This night, the audience is composed of the master, three other<br />
men and a woman, her master&#8217;s friends.  She has not seen any of<br />
them before this evening.  Helen dances on, now turning her back<br />
to the audience, bending far forward, and slightly spreading her<br />
legs. Her marvelous buttocks are only a foot away from those<br />
watching, her squishy femininity fully in sight, her podex<br />
wiggling and wobbling, the rosebud of her anus almost winking at<br />
those watching.  As she is bent forward, her body so intimately<br />
exposed to those who watch, her own feelings are of gigantic<br />
stimulation.  She knows that soon her master will give her for<br />
the night to one or another of the guests- perhaps one of the<br />
men, or perhaps to the woman, and she knows that she will do her<br />
part to please this person.</p>
<p>She is playing out the part mentally of the harem slave, and it<br />
is as much as her life would be worth to displease the Sultan if<br />
she really was a slave.  And in a sense she is.  Since she has<br />
come under the control of this master, she has been getting<br />
regular punishment- which she loves and hates at the same time.<br />
There is no question about it being truly painful to be turned<br />
over, rump-up and stropped thoroughly with that leather or her<br />
master&#8217;s hand- it is not.  The spankings are not at all that<br />
hard.  But at the same time, she adores the wild sexuality that<br />
she feels when spanked, knowing that her master will then use her<br />
in strange, exotic ways or give her body for use by his friends.</p>
<p>Yes, in a sense he has converted her from lady to whore, but<br />
never has she felt as attached to or as involved with any man.<br />
Yes, he totally is boss and she would not willingly have him any<br />
other way. And she absolutely revels in the joy she feels as her<br />
master shows off her beautiful body to strangers and willingly<br />
shares her most intimate charms with others. </p>
<p>She dances on, her nude body writhing and turning.  At times her<br />
back is turned to the audience, and they then are treated to the<br />
sight of the muscles working in her beautiful thighs and ass, a<br />
particular delight in the eyes of her master and provocative<br />
absolutely to any man.  Perhaps whomever gets her tonight will<br />
want her that way, she thinks, and gives a special wiggle and<br />
spread-legged bend forward that emphasizes that particular<br />
delight to the audience, signifying perhaps that there is<br />
orgasmic joy to be had right here for a strong man.  And who will<br />
the winner be, the one selected to conquer her, perhaps right<br />
there in full view of all, on that pile of cushions?  Maybe it<br />
will be the woman this time.  She is attractive enough, about 40,<br />
shapely, quite well dressed, with a good, slim figure. Her name<br />
is Amy, an executive in the fashion industry, and during dinner<br />
her contributions to the conversation were lively and animated<br />
and interesting.  Helen dances a little bit, just for her, and<br />
this is immediately obvious to all.  Yes, Helen thinks, that one<br />
might just spread her thighs  and Helen would kneel between them<br />
cheerfully, gladly looking into and then kissing and worshipping<br />
her glorious femininity.</p>
<p>Perhaps it will be one of the men.  One, seated in the center,<br />
attracts her especially. He is an attorney named Paul, a man of<br />
refinement and power, very obviously successful, understated in<br />
dress. He is tall and sturdily built, perhaps 50, salt and pepper<br />
grey in his hair, and a strong, powerful look&#8211; and obviously now<br />
very aroused. Now, she dances especially for him, facing him, her<br />
thighs parted, her curly dark blonde triangle in full view, and<br />
as she moves back and forth, her vulva opens and closes slightly,<br />
her pink clit now erect and peeping out at him.  The perfume is<br />
now at its fullest effect and the sight of her nude body,<br />
obviously totally passionate, fully ready to be conquered, has<br />
all of the audience incredibly excited.  They now want the dance<br />
to end and to see Helen take up another challenge-  the total<br />
satisfaction of another person. </p>
<p>The master designates an individual who wins tonight&#8217;s prize. As<br />
she had hoped, it is the stocky man with grey in his hair.  He<br />
seizes her immediately, his hands rubbing across her back and<br />
down over her bottom, and as he grasps each cheek of her rump in<br />
a huge hand and squeezes, he kisses her, a long, wet kiss, his<br />
tongue plunging deep in her mouth.  And of course she responds to<br />
his kiss, offering her hot tongue in a kind of duel, her nipples<br />
rubbing against his shirt.  They are in full view of the others,<br />
but she does not care at all who watches- in her mind she is a<br />
fully stimulated slave girl who will do her utmost, her absolute<br />
utmost to satisfy this man, the man designated as her lover for<br />
tonight by her master.  He bends slightly forward, taking a<br />
nipple between his lips and gives it a hard, sucking kiss- almost<br />
too hard for her comfort, but still tremendously stimulating.  He<br />
stands and his trousers immediately drop to expose a monstrous<br />
erection, standing straight out, all but pointing at her.  Helen<br />
drops to her knees as her master has taught her to do.  She<br />
greets this appendage with a large, wet kiss, massaging the head<br />
with her slippery tongue. The dance has done what it always does<br />
for her-left her feeling almost orgasmic.  Now she wants to pay<br />
homage to this lovely huge cock, to make it even more ready so<br />
that it will invade her body, give her spectacular pleasure and<br />
then squirt its full tribute into her.  And she will willingly do<br />
as she has been taught- she will relax totally, no matter where<br />
this monstrous cock is put, and then participate in the pleasure<br />
whole-heartedly, giving as much as she can, and cummmming with<br />
her new lover, cummmming for him  again and again until he has<br />
had enough. </p>
<p>He takes her to the pile of cushions, and removes the rest of his<br />
clothing so that he, like she, is nude. She wonders if this new<br />
lover will want to spank her first- there is master&#8217;s leather<br />
strop, hanging on a hook on the wall.  Will he want to use this<br />
on her, to demonstrate his total control?  He does not.  She<br />
drops back on the cushions, thighs spread, ready to be pleasured<br />
by him.  He kneels before her, first giving her enticing, wet<br />
pussy a deep tonguing kiss.  She responds wildly, raising her<br />
bottom up to meet him, throwing her legs up and back so they rest<br />
on his shoulders.  He raises his head, thrusts a finger into her<br />
oily, juicy nest, withdraws that finger and searches for and<br />
finds another orifice for it, thrusting it deep into her bottom. </p>
<p>She gasps.  She knows that he will very quickly make her cumm for<br />
the first time this evening- that she had practically but not<br />
quite been there a number of times during the dance, and this<br />
oral stimulation and anal stimulation she cannot resist.  But not<br />
yet.  He moves his body forward so that his rigid cock is at her<br />
outer portals.  She will get, will need, no further foreplay.<br />
Slowly, deeply, thickly, forcefully his rigid rod enters until<br />
it&#8217;s entire depth is planted in her.  It feels simply marvelous-<br />
stretching her, filling her with true masochistic joy to be<br />
impaled on this huge log of a cock in the presence of this very,<br />
very interested audience.   He strokes back and then forward<br />
again- totally in control, setting the pace that pleases him<br />
best. She feels waves of pleasure, consistently increasing in<br />
amplitude, taking her with each slow stroke closer to some edge,<br />
to some cliff over which she must soon plunge. She feels more<br />
absolutely vanquished than ever before.  And suddenly, she locks<br />
her arms around his neck and says loudly for all to hear,<br />
ooooooh,oooooo I&#8217;mcummmmmmmmmmmmmmminnnng!!!!&#8221;.  Her new lover<br />
beams, his macho self-esteem satisfied.  He has conquered this<br />
tigerish bitch.  He has caught her, fucked her, made her respond<br />
ecstatically and wildly, made her surrender totally her orgasm to<br />
him.  He feels as if he is ten feet tall, a giant, a hero.  And<br />
he is by no means through with her- a man of his experience and<br />
stature and strength can do this for another hour, perhaps.  He<br />
continues the slow pace.</p>
<p> Though she has just cum, her arousal has really not diminished<br />
at all. Her new lover is fucking her masterfully, slow, deep<br />
powerful strokes, his finger still imbedded in her anus, keeping<br />
time with the strokes of his cock.  Never has she enjoyed fucking<br />
so much as this instant, but at the moment she thinks how<br />
dreadful it is to do this with people watching, how embarrassing,<br />
how disgraceful, how utterly appalling, how dangerous, how<br />
absolutely sensualistically marvelous!!.</p>
<p>And her thought goes to her master, who has orchestrated this<br />
whole event,  choreographed it, and she loves him for<br />
understanding her so well, for analyzing her needs for sensation<br />
and humiliation and having them satisfied.  Her head turns, she<br />
sees the audience watching, transfixed.  The woman is obviously<br />
aroused, her legs now spread, her crotch pointed towards Helen,<br />
though she has her panty-hose on.  They make eye contact.  The<br />
woman&#8217;s lips purse, making the sign of a kiss to Helen, and Helen<br />
makes the response, her tongue emerging and making a licking<br />
motion.  Helen knows, absolutely knows, that when the others<br />
leave, that lady will remain, those panty hose will come off, and<br />
Helen will be treated to a closer sight of those female delights<br />
and that Helen&#8217;s master will give her to a second lover tonight,<br />
and at the thought, her body shakes and quivers as she goes<br />
through the throes of a second orgasm. </p>
<p>Another hour passes.  Two of the guests have left already.  Paul<br />
is now fully dressed, immaculate looking again.  Helen knows that<br />
he would like to see her again, but the understanding that she<br />
has with her master prevents private contact.  If he is to see<br />
her, Tyrone will arrange it.  He leaves.  Helen has showered,<br />
sipping a small glass of brandy, still nude but now relaxed.<br />
Tyrone is not in sight, nor Amy.</p>
<p>Helen has a reflective pause, thinking of the evening and its<br />
events.  She has been, she thinks, spectacularly, forcefully<br />
fucked.  In public, so to speak, before an audience who saw every<br />
facet of the engagement.  Never before had she been as well<br />
satisfied.  Was it Paul- a man of obvious charm, potent physical<br />
attraction for her, undeniable virility, spectacular sexual<br />
technique. Or was it the circumstances, the erotic dance, the<br />
public nudity, the outrageous exhibitionism.  She simply did not<br />
know which of these things, singly or in combination, had so done<br />
her in.  Paul&#8217;s massive dimensions were undoubtedly impressive-<br />
bigger than she had ever had before, and perhaps that alone would<br />
have satisfied her so well.  Ladies, talking vulgarly, often say<br />
that bigger is better, but that technique transcends everything.<br />
If so, he would have been rated super-superior on both scores.<br />
But she knew that his huge erection notwithstanding plus his<br />
outstanding technique, a massive component, for her, of this<br />
feeling of satisfaction was the awareness that all of this was<br />
forbidden and dangerous, and therefore doubly delightful.  And in<br />
that same context, she knew that Tyrone&#8217;s rules or no, that she<br />
would be seeing this Paul again.  He did not know where to find<br />
her?  Well, perhaps, but she knew where to find him, and there<br />
certainly was nothing that prevented her from initiating the<br />
contact, if she chose to do so.  Perhaps  she would so choose.</p>
<p>A moment later, Amy appeared, with Tyrone.  She was wearing a<br />
revealing Teddy top that showed her sweet, sexy figure.  They<br />
joined Helen in a brandy. As it was designed, Amy was offered to<br />
Helen, or perhaps vice versa.  Amy has had definite lesbian<br />
interests, so far unresolved.  Tyrone, moving people as another<br />
would move chess pieces, has put her in a situation offering the<br />
maximum of temptation along with the maximum of opportunity.</p>
<p>Tyrone left the room, the ladies alone, sipping their respective<br />
brandies, obviously very interested in each other. Helen is<br />
bewildered.  She has had sex, marvelous, successful sex tonight<br />
that transcended all her earlier experiences, and here she was,<br />
excited again, interested in seeing what made this Amy tick.<br />
Their hands touched and in an instant, their lips- and then<br />
deeply, their tongues.</p>
<p>In only a moment, Helen was on her knees before the enthralled<br />
Amy, taking a closer look at those feminine charms earlier hinted<br />
at, and now clearly displayed for her.  She knew that Tyrone<br />
expected that she would bury her face between these lovely<br />
thighs.  She very strongly thought that Amy also wanted exactly<br />
that, though just now she does not know if Amy wanted  to, was<br />
ready to reciprocate.  Helen&#8217;s lips worked their way down Amy&#8217;s<br />
body- over little but very shapely breasts, offering sweet<br />
sucking kisses to each nipple. Down across her tummy, paying a<br />
salutation in passing to her naval.  And across her curly black<br />
triangle until, descending further, she found that sweet, creamy<br />
moisture that she knew she would find, that little clit<br />
protruding slightly and awaiting her nibbling kisses.  And<br />
immediately, Amy&#8217;s thighs clenched around Helen&#8217;s face, locking<br />
her in a passionate grip.  In only seconds, Amy cumms, sweetly,<br />
quietly, but with great movement of her hips and bottom.</p>
<p> Helen relaxed, lying back nude, comfortable, wondering if Amy<br />
will choose to return the compliment.  And Amy, slowly, almost<br />
haltingly at first, overcame her own natural shyness and explored<br />
Helen&#8217;s body with lips and tongue, every crevice, every lovely<br />
part until she brought Helen to yet another orgasm. And, of<br />
course, Tyrone has returned- he stood in the doorway, silently,<br />
approvingly, watching the love play between the two ladies, his<br />
smile acknowledging the accomplishment of yet one more purpose of<br />
his. He had invited Amy to an event that he thought would<br />
stimulate her incredibly, and make her recognize her fantasies,<br />
and then later would provide her the means of dealing with them,<br />
of accomplishing them.  This is Tyrone, a Mephistophilian<br />
personality, ready to probe your desires and fantasies, demanding<br />
that you satisfy them (more or less publically) in order better<br />
to satisfy his own desires and fantasies.  And are people happier<br />
for having played Tyrone&#8217;s little games?</p>
<p>Just for the record, where was Herbert all this time?  Well, he<br />
regarded it as a marvelous opportunity for a bachelor trip<br />
through Europe with an aged business colleague of his- a widower<br />
of 67. This is something that they two had discussed frequently<br />
in the past, something they felt they would one day do, but for<br />
which they had never found the opportunity. This was the chance.</p>
<p>The gentlemen spent four delightful weeks carefully examining all<br />
the gothic cathedrals in France, dined variously at elegant and<br />
expensive restaurants and sometimes at simple local bistros,<br />
sampled interesting and exotic vintages, stayed at grand hotels,<br />
small inns  and castles, looked at the Chateaux on the Loire,<br />
went to Chartres and studied the historical architecture plus a<br />
square mile or so of fabled stained glass windows, excursioned to<br />
Brittany and saw Le Mont St Michael, went to Notre Dame (and<br />
perhaps found the hunchback?) met two delightful elderly English<br />
school teachers and took them to dinner, and for all I know, even<br />
got lucky- I did not ask. When he returned, much refreshed and<br />
rested and bubbling with a thousand stories, Herbert said that of<br />
course me missed me while he was gone, but that there is much to<br />
be said for an occasional separate vacation.  He thinks that it<br />
gives one a chance to study, to think.  It cleans the mind and<br />
gives one a clearer perspective of what things are all about.<br />
Tyrone, hearing this somewhat later, laughingly agreed<br />
absolutely.  Sara says that the separate vacation idea is fine<br />
for the wife, but her husband is damn well never going to go<br />
without her.  I believe her.  It seems that she thinks that she<br />
had better keep an eye on him. </p>
<p>So far as I am concerned, midnight came and the carriage turned<br />
back into a pumpkin, as it always seems to do.  King Tyrone was<br />
deposed, relegated to the history books.  He had been commanding.<br />
He had been interesting and fascinating in his way. He had shown<br />
a new path to be explored that at the time seemed dangerous but<br />
like most strange new ground, could indeed be surmounted.  Still,<br />
it might be, should be regarded as an adventure experienced, a<br />
lesson learned, a challenge successfully overcome.  Perhaps, at<br />
times, there had been, to some small degree, personal discomfort<br />
or even embarrassment. Indeed. But that was yesterday. Today, it<br />
was clearly time to move on. </p>
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