Definition: from the Second College Edition of
Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language.
wench (wench) n. [ME. wenche, contr. < wenchel, child, boy, girl,
young woman < OE. wencel, a child, akin to wancol, unsteady (? in
reference to to an infant's gait): for IE. base see WINCH {1}]
1. a girl or young woman: now a somewhat derogatory or jocular term
2. [Archaic] a) a country girl b) a female servant c) a prostitute or
loose woman —
vi. to be sexually promiscuous with prostitutes or
loose women — wench’er n.
Say:
69; I’m not ready; I’m ready; I’m the best fuck you’ll ever get;
I’m too good for you; I’ve got your pistol right here;
I don’t care if it hurts; I don’t know you; I know; I want more; S&M;
abort; again; beat it; because; beer; bend over; between the lips;
be useful; bite; blow harder; bondage; bow; bring out the soap; can it;
clean up; control; doesn’t fit; does it hurt yet; doggie style;
don’t be frigid; don’t drool; don’t fight it; don’t fuck with me;
don’t fumble; don’t get mouthy; don’t start with me; don’t whine; down;
do it right; drink; drive; eat my wrench; enjoy; enough; flex; food;
fuck me; funnel; get IN the tub; get lost; get off my bed; get on it;
get on the pill; get out; get out the chains; get peeled;
get the fuck out; get the gear shift; get the whip;
get your ass over here; give it a rest; give it to me; give skull;
groan; hand action; heartless; here, now; here I come; incompetent;
inhale; in the bucket; in the hole; it’s not mine; it’s now or never;
just do it; just put it on; kneel; know your place; learn it;
jump my train; let’s get it on; lick; lick it up; like it;
more lubricant; move over; next; no; now; oh no; on all fours;
on the bench; on the counter; on the floor; on top; on your back; open;
park it; pay the price; pay up; pour; pull over; pump; push harder;
put it on; quickie; roll over; rub harder; scream; see if I care;
service; shave it off; shut up; sink my pink torpedo; slush;
spit it out; spread ‘em; stop bitching; stop it; stop squirming; strip;
stupid; submit; suck; swallow; take it off; thrust my pork sword;
tie me up; tighten; tongue action; too bad; tough; troubled; vaseline;
where’s the hole; wider; wipe it up; work with me; you’re in the book;
you’re on the list; you sit in the wet spot
Say:
NEVER USE: please; how are you; did you enjoy it;
do you want more; I love you;
CAN USE: so; PMS; on the rag;
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Seen on a foxy lady’s tee-shirt:
As the Hurricane said to the Palm Tree,
“Hold on to your nuts, cause this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”
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Q: What do you call a woman who just lost 185 pounds of useless fat?
A: A divorcee.
Q: Why don’t women have brains?
A: Because they don’t have a penis to put them in.
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THE RULES
1) The Female Always Makes the Rules.
2) The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3) No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
4) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must immediatley
change some or all of the rules.
5) The Female is NEVER wrong.
6) If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant Misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7) If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the
Misunderstanding.
The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The Male must never change his mind without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from
the Female.
10) The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.
11) The Male must remain Calm at ALL TIMES, unless the Female wants him
to be Angry or Upset.
12) The Female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether or not
she wants him to be Angry or Upset.
13) Any attempt to document these Rules could result in Bodily Harm.
14) If the Female has PMS, All Rules are NULL and VOID.
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The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg,
Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
Old Man Grumpus – “People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let’s
stay home and watch TV.”
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow
Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass
Flinchy – “I–I’m sorry for whatever it was I did.”
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
Bigfoot – “Shut yer trap, I’m thinkin’.”
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big ‘n’
Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
Lazybones – “Zzzzzz”
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams
The Sneak – “Who, me?”
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
Ace of Hearts – “After I wash the dishes let’s make love like crazed
…End of the part4. To be continued..