THE BOOK OF ASSES
by Hot Milfs BlogPart I
Fundament Fundamentals
Ass is magic. The lush roundness, the curves . . . The Curve.
That most elegant and sensual of all geometric shapes — the
vertically split oval, the inverted catenary, the upside-down heart.
The ass. It releases nauseating, evil-smelling waste and emits
noxious gas . . . it’s the exit passage for lumps of shit and
rotten-smelling farts. It’s the symbol of all that is unclean. And
yet, by some strange alchemy, it becomes the most highly-charged
and sensual body part. It’s an obsession, a ruling passion, a
crystallization of purpose.
Remember how weird and disgusting even the plain vanilla sex act
seemed when you first learned about it at age 10? Well, anal sex was
even more disgusting when you found out about *that*. “Cornholing,
that’s what queers do when they have sex. One guy sticks his dick
into the other guy’s asshole and fucks him up his shit tube.” That
image haunted you for years. Even the word “corn” conjured up demons.
The very idea of fucking an ass is explosive. Forbidden fruit. It’s
perverted. It’s nauseating. It’s magnificent. Vaginal sex is, at best,
a pale imitation.
The higher the barrier, the more difficult the passage, the stronger
the resistance, the stickier the lock — the more explosive the
energy release when you break through.
The ass is the entrance to the Mysteries. Just insert yourself
into the keyhole and plunge. Open the door. Enter the chamber of
hidden delights. Welcome to a higher order of existence.
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Val’s next girlfriend, happily, was into ass play. (He had made damn
certain of that before they got too deeply involved.) It didn’t take
much persuasion for her to try anal. Their first attempt was rather
pathetic in its clumsiness and not much fun for either of them. Too eager,
too impatient . . . he had pushed too hard trying to get into her back
passage. Too little lube. She was too dry and it hurt a bit. He came
while still stuck fast in her outer ring.
Marsha took him firmly in hand after that. She had done some reading
and judicious asking on the methods and techniques of ass fucking.
“Val, dear Val. Let me guide you through this. You’ll do it exactly as
I say, and you’ll be patient, too . . . or I’ll chop off your . . .
“First, we need a higher quality grade of lube. Not that cheap shit you
got at the corner drugstore. And we won’t skimp on it, either.
“Next, you’ll turn me on with pussy stroking and clit sucking before
I let you anywhere near my asshole. Make me come once or twice. Three
times is even better.
“Finally, listen. Listen to me. Me! The boss. When I’m ready to let you
stick anything into my ass, I’ll let you know loud and clear.
“Yes! That’s good. I’m going to lean forward and bend over those pillows
and stick my ass into the air. It’ll be totally open to you.
“All right. Prepare me with a finger inside, and plenty of lube on it,
don’t forget. Now two fingers. Twirl them around. Stretch me. Loosen me
up. Lube me up inside. Now lube yourself up. Slather it on. Get ready
to slide in now. Ready?”
Boy, was he ever. He positioned himself at the entrance to her ass and
pressed forward gently. The dick head slowly disappeared, and with a sort
of liquid pop, he was past the entrance. There was almost no resistance
now, and he slowly slid in deeper. Inch by inch, his shaft submerged
into her darkness. The front of his thighs bumped against the curve of
…End of the part1. To be continued..